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Crunchy Sandwich

The act of shitting in a girls vagina, then the guy proceeds to vomit on that shit, the girl then mounts his face and sandwiches in the shit and vomit onto his face..leaving him with a crunchy sandwich
Laura gave ciaran a mean crunchy sandwich last night..
by Fanny McSweaty November 7, 2009
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crutch

In pocket billiards (pool), a "crutch" is the stick used to shoot with when you cannot reach the cue ball. It is formally known as a "mechanical bridge".

It's referred to as a crutch to insinuate that you're a lesser player that needs "help" to make a shot (this is a very big misconception, however).

It is sometimes also referred to as a "wussy stick".
The only way he could make the ball was with the damn crutch!
by Giskard July 2, 2004
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chunch

A very unattractive, undesireable female, usually grotesque in appearance and large in girth; a shoal chick.
Bill got so plastered last night. Did you see that hideous chunch he went home with? He's got the worst beer goggles ever.
by 1101011001 September 21, 2006
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crutchless panties

essex girl "ooh i've been wearing these crutchless panties and i think my bearded oyster may have frostbite."
paramedic. "no, it's just that you must learn to take out the fanny haddock BEFORE you put the new one in. "There's fifteen in here!"
by theWestHamfan November 27, 2003
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Chunch

The act of flossing one's teeth with the hair that is near or on the asshole of one's partner, so that the "chuncher" receives a tooth flossing and the "chunchee" receives a dingleberry removal. Because of the mouth-to-asshole proximity that is involved, a chunch is often accompanied with a friendly rimjob or an ass trumpet.
Looks like we're one queen short of a chunch!
by RizzWizz April 14, 2010
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CRUNCHBLORT

A specialized version of blort. Used when something implodes and makes a blorting sound accompanied by the crunching of an innocent's bones.
Bob: hey, look at this neat site they put up at tubgirl.com.
Other guy: *CRUNCHBLORT*
by Katsudo June 29, 2003
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crunchlets

A small amount of something often left over. Or small facts, kinda like a tidbit.
"could you find anything on harper?"

"no"

"really? not even any crunchlets of info?"
by lumpkina December 18, 2007
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