One who's personal, professional, or aesthetic choices are discordant with ones own. The term carries a negative connotation. You don't hate a chunch, but you sure don't want to hang out with one.
Look at that chunch in the khakis, they're pulled up to his neck.
Holy shit those Oakley Blades are mad chunchy.
He was on his phone the whole time he was in line. He's a total chunchlord.
Holy shit those Oakley Blades are mad chunchy.
He was on his phone the whole time he was in line. He's a total chunchlord.
by tothewonder February 11, 2021
by Chunch November 21, 2020
August: Bro I gotta leave to go the the dentist.
Me: Dang you alright?
August: Took and early Chunch and chipped a tooth.
Me: Dang you alright?
August: Took and early Chunch and chipped a tooth.
by #fingerlickingood October 19, 2019
by RizzWizz April 14, 2010
The act of flossing one's teeth with the hair that is near or on the asshole of one's partner, so that the "chuncher" receives a tooth flossing and the "chunchee" receives a dingleberry removal. Because of the mouth-to-asshole proximity that is involved, a chunch is often accompanied with a friendly rimjob or an ass trumpet.
by RizzWizz April 14, 2010
Lutheran #1: Hey Betty, would you like to do chunch again this week?
Lutheran #2: Of course, Nancy - it's our tradition! I'll pick you up at 9:30.
Lutheran #2: Of course, Nancy - it's our tradition! I'll pick you up at 9:30.
by Amy September 30, 2003
An affectionate name for friend, a buddy, a pal who may or may not be a little bit of a muppet but you love them for it. Based on the noise your cheeks make when pinched in an affectionate manner, similar to Chimp.
1) Victoria, you chunch you nearly took my eye out opening that bottle of wine.
2) Do you fancy going to see the latest Twilight movie later chunch?
2) Do you fancy going to see the latest Twilight movie later chunch?
by wordchimp November 27, 2011