Salty Marlin

with one or two fingers on the inside of your partner's cheek (like a fish-hook), and immediately following oral sex or intercourse, pull out your dick and blast your seed into the nostrils and eyeballs of your partner. he or she will duck and dive to protect their face from your dick juice. just like a pissed off marlin on a big fucking hook.

i gave my girlfriend a salty marlin, and she nearly took my goddamn arm off.

by Schuyler The Liar June 10, 2009

salty orgasm

when one is in a state of bliss, when chewing on sun chips feels good with a pleasant cheddery taste, this is a salty orgasm.

"Dude, after getting a natural high, i had some cheddar sun chips and had a salty orgasm

by misssaramarshall January 14, 2010

salty leave

a split in a relationship resulting in tears

John and Mary's fight ended in a salty leave.

by b_144 November 4, 2013

Salty Daddy

Like a sugar daddy, but instead of a man who gives a lot of finances to his woman, salty daddy does the same thing with cum.

Her: You’re so sexy when you’re the one doing the work and still let me eat your cum.
Him: I like to provide, I’m your Salty Daddy!

by ColdplayPenguin129 June 12, 2018

the salty spittoon

A salty spittoon is when your girl has cum in her mouth and spits it into another girl's asshole

Dude bro last night I gave my girl and her best friend the salty spittoon

by handlebar poopstache June 10, 2016

Saltyicecream

Lots of porn

“Hey man, have you ever seen saltyicecream?”
“No…”
“Well look it up!”

by Samuel L Jackson’s dick January 22, 2022

silly boy

This shit is the most sexual thing a woman (besides a mother) could ever say to you, it literally means she wants to suck the fuck outta you’re dick.

Oh John you’re such a silly boy! (Oh John, I wanna suck your dick!)

by VOIDYT May 28, 2018