Pesterfied

Completely motionless when sighting anything requested to stop annoying or troubling a situation

When I seen that same mouse in the cereal box again I was pesterfied

by Shabby Fundenblammer February 4, 2024

Pest control

Throwing a hand warmer packet at your friends singular nut, right or left.

"bouta preform some pest control"

by OfficialGooseStudios November 21, 2023

Pest

Any member of the LGBT community

That pest started screaming at me yesterday after I didn’t use his preferred pronouns.

by Crusader_001 February 18, 2024

Pestimental

An adjective used to describe the qualities of oneself, were they ones of a pug. -Pes is a prefix that means 'pug.'

"That dog, albeit it wasn't a pug, had some rather pestimental qualities.

by Boar1 April 16, 2024

pestie

Just a stupid way of saying bestie if you want to be different

John: Oh hi pestie!
Lisa: What the fuck does pestie mean

by 780ti January 14, 2025

Pestout

When some pesters and pesters and won’t stfu.

This girl really about to pestout.

by Pestout January 28, 2026

Perstine Carl

The definition of a Perstine Carl is when your partner deficates and paints your body from too to bottom.

Hey babe was wondering if I could get into Perstine Carl today

by The legendary phrase maker February 13, 2026