Pirate Hooker

A walking semen vessel that smells like off crab meat and frequents bars to lubricate her insatiably hungry meat cave.

Yo is that a crab bisque or is the pirate hooker around..

by Tuppy ole July 22, 2009

Angry Pirate

A sexual act in which you ejaculate in a womans left or right eye causing her to cover her eye with her hand, Follow this up with a swift kick to her shin sit back and watch her limp like a pirate. A punch to her stomach to make her groan is optional.

Damn lastnight I gave that girl an Angry Pirate.. She was really pissed off..

by DaveEY January 21, 2007

Pirate Punk

A Pirate Punk is rad (one much into his style), slightly hxc hardcore, and usually listens to punk oriented music. One being a Pirate Punk, will use terms such as "argh", "ahoy", "matee", "bilge rat", "booty", "avast", "pieces of eight" etc..

These people will wear clothes associated with punk and pirates. Ex: Tight pants, cut off tight pants, creeper shoes, band tees, pirate symboled shirts, bandanas.

Activities of these people are: Adventures, talking like a pirate punk, skateboarding, skanking, 2-step, destruction, good local shows(concerts), mackin chicks, and law disobediance.

"Oi man, I was rockin like a Pirate Punk today, mackin' this winch, argh!"

by Jolly Roger and Davey Buckets April 26, 2006

Pirate Goggles

When a pirate gets so drunk he or she fucks a ninja. The opposite of ninja goggles.

So we went to this opium den by the docks for New Years. Big mistake. I got so drunk I thought I met this cute pirate chick, but I was just wearing pirate goggles. I woke up the next morning to seeing a karate chop from the corner of my eye, then she vanished without a trace.

by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009

Pirate God

The Pirate God dwells in Antartica and has an elite following namely a guamish prophet, her chief apostle and her devoted disciples.
She has an army of piratey angels and is also protected by the prophets guamish hula girls and her chief apostles huma huma tribe.
In addition she has a backup army of gun-toting pigs.

Christian: I'm a christian

Me: I worship the pirate god of antartica

by br0ni3 February 12, 2009

pirate slut

Someone above and beyond the normal scope of sluttiness. Ideal for women who have committed an offense to you or to any of your friends. Or any of their friends.

Dude, that girl totally wronged you. She's a pirate slut and should go back to WHORE island

by al-jazeera November 9, 2006

pirate club

Is when you take your penis, attach a club to it, and hit the girl in her tits.

I pirate clubed Alison last night.

by bhatasdad May 11, 2007