How you feel the morning after a long night where you drank too much. Every movement feels like the slow motion action scenes from the Kung Fu Panda movies.
by owhims January 6, 2025
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Stranger: Omg who is that?
You: It’s… Riot (Red panda), lemme get his autograph!!!
Riot (red panda: Runs away.
Stranger: Come backkkk!!!
You: It’s… Riot (Red panda), lemme get his autograph!!!
Riot (red panda: Runs away.
Stranger: Come backkkk!!!
by Big sussy wolf June 16, 2025
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Worker 1: "My boss Jay just ripped me a new one for something stupid"
Worker 2: "Don't worry, the Disgruntled Pandas have your back!"
(Later that day) Jay: "Who slashed the tires on my car?"
Worker 2: "Don't worry, the Disgruntled Pandas have your back!"
(Later that day) Jay: "Who slashed the tires on my car?"
by PATY Pandas January 17, 2025
Get the Disgruntled Pandas mug.A slur against Han Chinese people first coined by CNN host Fareed Zakaria, meaning a person or politician who sucks up to China or the CCP. He first said it in context to Trump constantly changing his position on policies and attitudes regarding China.
"He can do anything, Trump can turn himself into a panda lover and boast about it, and no one cares."
by im not feeling it January 20, 2025
Get the panda lover mug.Buy your friend cheap poor quality eye makeup and ask her to apply it. Then spray your man vet on her eyes and when it runs out and she has gotten black oval around her eyes - she looks like a panda bear.
I bought my friend cheap eye makeup and she put it on her face, after a vigorous free party I sprayed my juice on her eyes and this ran all over so she had black circles around her eyes - she looked like a j-Panda.
by EBG2025 January 25, 2025
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1. A rare breed. A perfect mix of ruthless ambition, sharp intellect, and untouchable finesse. Destined for greatness, whether it's locking down opponents on the court or commanding the seas as a future NDA officer.
2. The blueprint. Stands tall at 5’10” but plays like a giant. Tactical, calculated, and always three steps ahead—whether it’s in basketball, academics, or life itself. Handles in progress. Shot getting deadlier. Work ethic unmatched.
3. An unstoppable force. Once on a mission, there’s no stopping him. Resilient. Disciplined. Relentless. A name that will be remembered—not just said.
1. A rare breed. A perfect mix of ruthless ambition, sharp intellect, and untouchable finesse. Destined for greatness, whether it's locking down opponents on the court or commanding the seas as a future NDA officer.
2. The blueprint. Stands tall at 5’10” but plays like a giant. Tactical, calculated, and always three steps ahead—whether it’s in basketball, academics, or life itself. Handles in progress. Shot getting deadlier. Work ethic unmatched.
3. An unstoppable force. Once on a mission, there’s no stopping him. Resilient. Disciplined. Relentless. A name that will be remembered—not just said.
by joseph.apline February 27, 2025
Get the Swetanshu Sekhar Panda mug.A traumatic experience exclusive to women, characterized by the unauthorized leaking and widespread dissemination of private or intimate footage specifically depicting the individual urinating, often resulting in emotional distress, reputational harm, and loss of privacy. (noun)
Girl 1: I sent this one pissing video to my ex and he leaked it. I think I might have panda.
Girl 2: Oh no!
Girl 2: Oh no!
by Cwucify March 3, 2025
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