numbers

male genitalia, specifically the testicles

"What are you doing to your numbers?"
"Scratching them, they're giving me an itch"

by Andy Tiger May 29, 2005

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nomsexual

nom sexual; anything to do with food and sex happening at the same point in time; to eat food in a sexual way.

The couple was eating strawberries very nomsexually.

by bananapolice March 2, 2010

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magic number

A guy's "magic number" is the number of inches his penis is. IT SHOULD BE MEASURED IN WHOLE INCHES, OR HALF INCH INCREMENTS. No 3/4 shit.

I just found out my boyfriend's magic number! But dude, he was a douche and said 7 and 3/4 inches!

by tehhottlemon December 19, 2005

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Number 3

When a man or woman ejaculates. Number one is pissing, Number two is taking a shit, so Number 3 would be ejaculating.

The guy was so hot I almost Number 3'd in my panties.

by Dr. Wasinya October 9, 2009

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Numbers keep me grounded

I am usually not needy.. promise

But this platform now with all of it
I need number love.. no being stubborn… not sure if you were, but just Incase

And what was up with 379… translated to 793?

Until we actually talk… we can’t be stubborn… you are talking to the queen of stubbornness… and I will take my own advice.. I have not been perfect… shocker, right😂

I love you like crazy and don’t want to lose you or us

Yesterday I had tears because I thought you were gone and today tears because I want you sooo bad…

I am a hot mess… I am ok..

have number love, but seriously you have turned me emotional 😳😬

Numbers… so when you get this emotional hot mess… just remember you created it❤️❤️❤️
Love you always of course ❤️❤️❤️

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 December 13, 2022

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