mississippi swamp monster

A sex act that is an elaboration on the houdini, where the male defecates upon the bed prior to performing said houdini. Then once the houdini is performed, the male forcibly shoves the female's face into the excrement, thus giving her the appearance of a swamp monster from the deep south.

I gave Shannon a mississippi swamp monster, she ate that shit up!

by dismal swamp August 22, 2009

Monster Mac Slammed

Monster Mac Slammed is a fusion of three big macs together. By this process of fusion, you get a Monster Mac Slammed that is incredibly deadly. Putting three big macs together can be quite an experience. One may ask, "Can I just buy three big macs and eat them individually?" The answer is obviously yes; however, you will not get a Monster Mac Slammed experience. Monster Mac Slammed is equal to 1/4 of Chuck Norris round house kick. Except, in this case, this will be a deadly kick towards your heart.

Monster Mac Slammed is far too powerful for McDonald's to contain as a subset within the corporation.

by BenchMax345 March 5, 2009

Pereda Monster

A person who listens to heavy metal music, loves peter piper pizza, can only eat with the light on, loves to shop, pays for gas regardless the cost, drives Honda vehicles (secretly wants a truck), loves to watch movies, always on time!!!

Pereda Monster enough said....

by Stratovarius March 4, 2010

yock monster

an unappealing (visually) vagina.

"She had a real roast beef yock monster"

by Tom G the 1 January 3, 2012

load bearing monster

A fantasy/sci-fi cliche, wherein the defeat of a given villain triggers the catastrophic destruction of its immediate environment, ie: the dungeon collapses, the planet explodes, the spacecraft implodes into the 37th dimension, etc.

Game Master: "The giant falls dead, but just as you think you're safe you feel the floor of the cavern begin to shake and rumble ominously."

Player: "Aw crap, he's a load bearing monster! Loot the body and run!"

by Feo2 February 4, 2009

Foo Foo Fag Monster

A phrase describing a person who sounds gay, dresses gay, acts gay or is just strait up gay

"wow......that kid is just the ultimate Foo Foo Fag Monster"

by 80HD March 13, 2010

menstrattling

When you have sex with a girl on her period.

Carl was menstrattling Jess and it left a stain on his bed

by KYLE MF WHEELERZZZZ April 6, 2008