Bethany Kelly

A creature that until recently was ginger. It is basically one little BOO YAH whore.

Bethany Kelly <3

by Muhahaha167784er5 January 3, 2011

Machine Gun Kelly Fan

A white teenage girl who only listens to Machine Gun Kelly because they think he is "cute". Not one rapper would ever be a MGK fan.

Those girls at Starbucks are definitely Machine Gun Kelly fans.

by wowwowwowwowwoooow September 21, 2019

Helen Keller

A Hellen Keller is when your girl is giving head, pull out at the last minute and pop a load in her eyes, then karate chop her in her windpipe.

I Helen Kellered my girl last night, thats why she's still choking, damn Helen Keller.

by Vaginal Secret October 3, 2009

kelly

kelly is the name used by a ten cent whore and is most often defined as a fat assed girl dreaming of pumkins not as a coach but as in huge greasy pies that will add to the zits on their face hoping to find a blind man to read the bumps on her face that say "I'm a pig and it's good that you're blind so you can't see how fucking hideous the craters on my fat ass match my face. Really just another whore but cannot supply change for a quarter so she has to settle for being a true slut and charging a dime because she cannot sing at all.

Dude, that decease ridden kelly the ten cent whore , took on the New Orleans Saints for a dollar last nite and let them all have seconds for free as a bonus for being the second rated super bowl winners !!

by momma's boy grown all up February 14, 2010

Kelly

A lying cry baby she'll tell your best friends about stuff that never even happened. She'll lead you to think she's cool then, out of nowhere MEGA BITCH! She doesn't care how but, she wants her way. She's a flirtatious slut that has a horrible taste in style. If she makes a avatar it's always the UGLIEST thing. She's also an annoying scene kid. (:

"Have you seen Kelly?"
Yeah she's over there being ugly and annoying. :)

by whowutwhenwherewhy May 9, 2011

Kelly

Fake friend used in order to get out of a conversation with boys. She is short and has yellow hair. She constantly needs her friends, has a birthday at least once a weekend, and is in the bathroom if you get called out by guys from a previous conversation in which you said you were going to go find her. She is always the first one to arrive and depart a party. She is very adaptable, flexible to any situation, and has tons of connections.

Mid-conversation with boys you are not interested in, "OMG, Brittany, we have to go find Kelly! She is going to be so mad we left her!"

by Helpme1987 March 6, 2011

Kelly

She a slut and a hoe she can be pretty but a cheater

Eww kelly

by Cacperezacosta September 24, 2015