internetuendo

the gossip, lies, smears, and at best half-truths that flourish in the largely anonymous petri dish of the Internet.

Alas, our presidential elections are beset with Swift Boat ads and Internetuendo. E.g., Obama is a Communist, Palin is a brainwashed Nazi... and on and on, ad infinitum, ad nauseam.

by WJMoore March 2, 2010

internetical

mathematical equations and formulas that were compiled, brewed and distilled in the internets' basement.
roots from intertetics i.e. internet mathematics

"min dating age formula from xkcd dating pools comic"

man 1: dude i just met this 43 year old and im gonna start dating her. is that creepy?

man 2: lets use the internetical equation for it. (age/2+7=minimum dating age)
43/2+7=28.5
ya it will be unless your older than 29............ dont do it.

by look behind you, thats my name April 29, 2010

Internet-Towel

The towel kept by your computer to clean up bodily fluids escaping your body due to the internet.

I like to hide my internet-towel in the desk drawer to avoid questions from mom.

by Paintgirl January 5, 2011

Internetually speaking

Used to refer to something to do with the internet.

Or when making reference to something on the internet.

"Internetually speaking, I was as happy as a cat with a cheeseburger."

Internetually speaking, YouTube has become the go-to place for user-made content.

by Kai00 February 25, 2011

internet bad

adj. (in-ter-net bad) 1.spending time online when you're supposed to be working or sleeping

I'm a wreck today. I was internet bad last night until three in the morning.

by darrollx July 19, 2011

Internet Engineer

A person responsible for developing and maintaining Web sites, intranet and associated LANs and WANs.

May be involved in developing transaction-based applications for e-commerce, search engines, social networks and more.

Internet Engineers: Mark Zuckerberg, Sergey Brin, Larry Page, Christian Rodriguez

by Internet Engineer August 22, 2011

Internet Forgotten

The case of where you have something really great that you want to search because it could mean a huge impact on something, or do something big, e.g. change the world, make a new internet meme, etc. but as soon as you try to, you instantly blank-out, and forget. This is really annoying.

I had such a bad case of Internet Forgotten that between the home page and the search page, I forgot what I was going to search for.

by The Macbroker August 23, 2011