Single Window

The short amount of time that you have to RESPECTIVELY get a hot chick! The time frame between her ex boyfriend and before she gets another one.

Mike: I really want to take her out asap.

Micah: don't lose faith in her :) gotta give her a lil time since she just broke up with her bf. i swear...she likes talking to you!!

Mike: I know. I just don't want to miss that short Single Window that she'll probably have. She's too hot to stay single long.

by mpimp00gf November 12, 2009

redneck windchime

A piece of art comprised of empty beer cans that have been quickly consumed and shot up with a gun in a redneck's backyard. Then, the cans are hung by string to a piece of wood, thus effectively constructing a redneck windchime.

What's that lovely sound I'm hearing in the wind? Oh, I made me a windchime last night. It's hanging on the side of the trailer if you wanna see it. After we done drinkin' this six-pack here, we will shoot up the cans and I will help you make a redneck windchime for you too.

by mj1955 March 24, 2010

Dirty Windshield

When a male takes his penis and rubs a vagina vigorously right to left while she is urinating, both male and female get urine splashed on them.

I walked in on my grandpa giving my grandma a dirty windshield and I got pee on me.

by Slingblade1170 June 11, 2016

darcy windram

a white boy that has a 10 inch dick

wow have u seen darcy windram, i want him to fuck me silly

by Adem Balla November 18, 2018

Sausage Windchime

When you shit into bag and hand hang it from either you porch or a neighbors and it swings in the wind.

Can you hear the soothing sounds of the sausage windchime I just hung.

by Mcnuggo March 1, 2019

palladian window

A three-part window where the center window is arched and wider than the two straight topped side windows
Named after Andrea Palladio

Person 1: "Wow, those windows are pretty cool"
Person 2: "Yeah, those seem to be palladian windows. European architecture is where it's at"

by EmzieWemzie December 14, 2020

oof i be winded

This shall be said when a person is out of breath while doing a non-strenuous activity.

This is my 14th Taco oof i be winded!

by Casual Grandpa May 14, 2018