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Unlike most entries, which focus on the person's not realizing that they are being used - the true definition of a tool is someone who thoughtlessly, but willfully, follows someone else's orders, thus making themselves a tool of their leader.
Some douchebag cop who gives you a ticket even though you have a very good reason why you don't deserve it, a reason any normal, feeling person would recognize but that the tool in question doesn't feel like acknowledging because he or she is just being a f***ing tool!
by mrbrain December 16, 2011
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toolbaggin'

A guy, specifically one in middle school or ages 12-15, who wears baggy shorts, a backwards baseball hat, and acts like he wants to have sex with every girl he meets, and is a douche to everyone else.
"Dude, look at that guy wearing those shorts and hat."
"Yeah man, he's toolbaggin'."
by rastcou646 August 10, 2012
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tool

A tendentious lawyer who perpetuates a financial war of attrition in the form of a defamation suit on behalf of a wealthy client.
The plaintiff's lawyer is a tool.
by Around Uranus February 9, 2013
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Tool

A person who likes to take pictures of himself or with others posing, usually with wanna be hashtags such as; #gettingswole #letsgetit #gettingbig. A tool could have very many names, some examples would be; Devin, Chet, Chad, Brad, Jimmy. These people are very annoying and obnoxious and must be put to a violent stop!!!!
Clyde: "hey Dave, look at this picture if this guy flexing."
Dave: "shit man!!!! That's my friend brad, he's a fuckin tool!!!"
by Tittybreath May 30, 2013
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Tool Shed

A group of tools in a crowded area such as a mall or theme park. They are easily spotted, as they usually wear bro tanks, skinny jeans, or apparel from Diamond Supply Co.
J: Jeeze, did you see that tool shed?

E: Yes! They were total posers. I bet they are shopping for bro tanks.
by mojothedog September 5, 2013
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Tool

Man, he was being such a tool.
by GRP00 April 23, 2016
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tool

Somebody fake who changes who they are just to fit in. Somebody who is easily manipulated by peer pressure. Somebody who is a fool that doesn't think for themselves.
Examples of prominent tools are:
President Donald Trump (a tool for Steve Bannon)
Vice President Mike Pence ( a tool for everyone who says they are Christian)
by Daniel Long February 12, 2017
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