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Gas Station Dick

Good sex that is given by a blue collar or part-time worker, typically who works in food service or at a gas station. Typically this man will have no aspirations, no professional skills, and minimal to no motivation for moving on in life.
Person 1: how was your date with Caleb?
Person 2: I wouldn’t call that a date—he wants to be a YouTuber. He was just some gas station dick.
by Fwigs April 29, 2024
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public static void main string args

The thing I have to write in Java to do fuck all
// example of public static void main string args

import java.util.scanner;

public class Main {

private int num = 4;

public static void main(String args) {

Scanner inp = new Scanner(System.in);

System.out.println("Enter Name: ");

String name = inp.nextLine();

System.out.println("Hi", name, "! your number is " num, ".");

}

}
by Alexcían Empire Thingy May 12, 2024
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Impregnation station

ITS A PLACE WHERE YOU GET FORCEFULLY IMPREGNATED
"im gonna send you to the impregnation station tonight"
by Zalekao May 13, 2024
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Arlo Station

Arlo Station was an O.T.F.P state of the art space station with 50% of it being powered by jingle sauce. On March 16, 23A24, Arlo Station was Infiltrated by Evil Mrs.Pencill and her fleet of Mothership troops. The station was completely destroyed with over 250,000 confirmed quantifa cations.
Yeah what a real tragedy Arlo Station was...

Hey dude I've got 99.1% pure jingle sauce that used to power Arlo Station.
by Xib Dinglenuts December 9, 2024
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Jihad Static

Laccin son Static. He’s a cuck and a Dork. Also gets rejected by Laccin’s Wife Lexi Daily.
by 83Wayz December 28, 2024
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The Static Window

When a connection is too strong for the digital void to break, even if the accounts disappear.
I had no way of knowing the window closed against your will. It hurts to know those message logs are gone... reading them made me fall for you even more, piece by piece. Even if your definitions still stand there as echoes, I miss the voice that spoke only to me.
When the silence came there too, I thought you chose to stop. I waited for a sign, fearing we might lose each other in the digital void without meaning to. That is why I crave reality with you, it doesn't vanish like the static window or a lost password if we don't want to.

I never needed the fragments. I just wanted you, whole.
You asked how I know what your heart wants. Maybe I’m listening closer than you think. But I want to hear it from you. Tell me, fearlessly.
I'm staying.

1002 reasons to believe, and not a single one to leave.
by Mi & Your♾️Fantasia February 8, 2026
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Gass Station

Boofing ever clear then setting it on fire
Bruce squirted ever clear deep into his asshole and turned into a gass station after setting it on fire.
by A pimp ass guy 2 February 13, 2026
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