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Social Credit Score 

The Glorious system made from the peoples CCP of China who rewards people who make the right decisions. This system is great!
MESSAGE FROM THE CCP:
Great work citizen! You have now been rewarded with +135 social credit! Continue to build up your Social Credit Score and you will be rewarded greatly! Glory to the CCP!

Social Hangover 

When you wake up clear in the head and feeling great otherwise, this is the sick feeling you get in the morning that you may have made a complete ass of yourself at the party the night before or offended several people you had never met before.
Guest: "Hey man, did I make a complete ass out of myself around your friends last night? I was pretty trashed."

Host: "No bud, you were actually pretty mellow. You just have a social hangover."
Social Hangover by BusyHunter October 18, 2008

social predator

A person, who sets it upon themselves to merge into a friendship group who do not want them and exclude some members and try to replace friends within the group. They usually lack sicial skills, an understanding of personal space and are extremely nosy.
Oh, look. She's such a social predator. She keeps trying to but in and kick people out.
social predator by Blaaarrrgghh March 13, 2014

social nerd 

A person who is extremly attractive, and cares way too much about their social life and disregards everything else.
If you look thourgh his phone all you see are party invites...he is a social nerd!
social nerd by OMgitsnipote May 28, 2010

Social Status

a measure of how popular a person is, usually determined by their dress style, inner game, and skills with people
"That loser's social status is so poor not even a 300-pounder would bother!"
Social Status by LORD FIRION February 4, 2010

social ejaculation 

To reach a non-sexual climax in a social situation which results in immense relaxation and low energy, often followed promptly by a withdrawal from the interaction and deep slumber.
Wow, that guy was so excited last night when he arrived at the party, he told all of his stories to his friends and experienced social ejaculation within a half hour. He was later found snoring on the couch, unresponsive and content, all the while sober.