retarded

Moron, idiot, fucktard, etc.

does NOT mean "disabled"

retarded means stupid jackass
Correct: Dude, you're so retarded you just broke my Wii
Incorrect: Damn look at that retarded dude he's autistic

by MinecraftRulesDotCom August 27, 2020

retardicon

a retarded robot or retarded computer

Nerd 1: The Monitor fro the Halo series is a retardicon

Nerd 2: totally

by mojitoman December 28, 2007

Retard Turtle

When performing the Awkward Turtle, The person who doesn't know how to properly conduct it and instead face the palms to each other.

Person 1: *Performs retard turtle* "Awkward..."
Person 2: Dude, that turtle is retarded.

by MikenRiss July 8, 2010

Retard rape baby

The child of a retard who was raped by another retard.

They could tell from the weird curvature of Michaeline's fucked-up lips that she was conceived as a retard rape baby.

by Party Team November 4, 2012

Retard Juice

The metaphorical juice someone guzzles right before making a stupid decision out of the blue. Also, some people just sip it all day everyday and make smaller, more numerous stupid decisions all day.

P1: (Guzzles down a fifth of retard juice in one chug) I think im going to quit my job that pays $20 an hour and join the Army!

P2: (sips retard juice all day at work)

P2 Coworker: P2 has been on the retard juice again, thats the 3rd time today he forgot to stock the merchandise and ive had to do it for him.

by Dicknipplesalad June 12, 2020

anal retardation

An anal sphincter that is slow and clumsy and produces unusual grunting sounds in public.

"My ring was somewhat retarded today, I believe I maybe a little bunged up"

Or,

"I was displaying all the signs of anal retardation today when suddenly I produced the stubborn jobby on the bus"

by bobby jo jobby August 14, 2009

crap sucking retard

a retard that sucks crap for an extended period of time

john is such a crap sucking retard

by matt15 July 26, 2006