right-winger scared

A tendency among those on the right of the political spectrum, increasing with distance from the center, to have a visceral fear of law enforcement and other government agents violating their constitutional rights. This fear is unfounded because the police won't bother those who have it because they're white.

Chris got all right-winger scared at the border patrol checkpoint and started recording them, saying he wouldn't answer any questions. But they let him through because, you know...

by brynnn May 6, 2014

Rights

A public relations scheme concocted by government officials to trick the public into giving the government power over their lives. These are discarded and ignored the second they become inconvenient to the government institution.

To convince the colonies to ratify the constitution, they added a Bill of Rights. At the earliest convenience, these rights were immediately trampled on, discarded, and ignored. The Bill of Rights exists today as a set of things to have students memorize in civics class, but not entirely understand, and for lawyers to use to make arguments that are then ignored by judges. Any other applications of rights, such as deterring Draconian legislation, are nonexistent.

by fredautonom March 15, 2015

women's rights

a motherfucking joke

"Women's rights, don't make me laugh"

by retardednigger May 17, 2016

mens rights movement

A movement created by Attorneys in the US Family Court system to perpetuate the belief that men are being abused.

It's not based on reality.

The Movement is closely aligned with the appalling Parental Alienation defense - whereby an Abusive Spouse argues that the ONLY reason his children are refusing to be with him is that his wife convinced them to be afraid of their father.

Any reference to this Movement being credible should be immediately invalidated.

The Mens RIghts Movement does not exist except in the minds of lawyers who convince their abusive Male clients that they are the ones actually being abused.

by Mother's Helper September 25, 2017

Religious Right

Term used to describe a group of conservatives with a certain religion taking their dominance in the world of politics over anything else.

With the Religious Right in the White House, many non-theists feel threatened.

by Falconrath January 31, 2004

womans rights

In the past it meant the right to hang around at home drinking laudanum while a man worked long hours at an unsafe job to give them everything they need. Nowadays the feminist definition is whatever will indulge the whim of the feminist shrieking it at you, the egalitarian definition it is that women have the right to be equally as miserable, unfulfilled and ignored as men.

Feminist definition of womans rights:
It is a woman's right to get/have/take (insert whim) because women shouldn't have to fear (pick something vaguely applicable from; being found attractive or unattractive by a man, having to defend their opinion/feelings with logic, having to do the work part of equal work for equal pay etc...)

Egalitarian definition of womans rights:
Fuck off, I've got no time for this sexist nonsense.

by ΑΩ December 17, 2016

turn right

To behave in a manner that is perceived as strange, "uncool," or "homosexual." "Turn right" is derived from a track, where running left turns is standard.

1: Man, that official is messed up!
2: Yeah, he definitely turns right.

by Dom1nator August 30, 2005