foot pants

Socks...... pants for the feet.... dumbass.

"Come on we are going to be late."

"One sec I just have to get on foot pants."

by Colin Nikel April 1, 2008

sad pants

A variation on sad panda. When you're so sad, you need an inanimate object to describe the depths of your despair.

Tia: "I can't believe we missed our flight!"

Kai: "Sad pants."

by blackdogeater August 3, 2011

Pants

In place of any word deemed innapropriate or foul, use the word "pants". This allows you to get your intentions across, but allows for some humor and a clean mouth as well. Grandma panties is derivitive of pants and is a very bad insult that can mean whatever you wish it to mean, as long as it was originally supposed to be innapropriate.

1. Go to pants!
2. Pants you!
3. Pants off!
4. I'm getting pantsed.
5. You're a pants!
6. I just took a huge pants.
7. Pants, you lookin' gooood!
8. That was pantsing stupid!
9. You're a pants pantsing pants who pantses every pantsing pants that pantsing comes your pantsing way, therefore you and your pantsing pants should go to pants!
10. You're a pair of grandma panties!

by Bacian August 29, 2009

pants

Something that is really fucking lame.

Common usage- Good god, that man's outfit consisting of Hawaiian shirt, purple slacks and Keds is pants.

by Box August 8, 2004

farty pants

Farty pants are pants that are soiled with the smell of farts.

I think my girlfriend has farty pants because I smell farts when she takes off her pants.

by sturtle July 22, 2014

Jizz My Pants

the most amazing song ever.
used as a very sexual joke.
great for sexy parties
best friends jizz their pants for each other

*friend air humps*
tommy: dammit you made me jizz my pants!
sally: not my fault im too sexy

by hayleyhoney122 January 23, 2009

in my pants

An immature term, in which you say when your in an odd period of time.

Or you can begin with "your mom"

A:Please remain seated while the bus is in motion
B:Please remain seated while your mom is in motion, in my pants.

by Jeff Wright November 4, 2003