A game developed in the late 19th century to separate the men from the boys; the wheat from the chaff. A group of virile youths compete in a large manor - the object of the competition is too jerk off (to completion) in every room in the house (hallways and closets excluded). Participants MUST maintain eye contact with each other during each masturbatory round. The winner is exempt from being called faggot ever again. The losers are just fucking gay.
Dan broke eye contact with Blake during the final stretch of the Master of the House World Cup, thereby disqualifying the faggot.
by Monkeypants138 November 11, 2010
Get the Master of the House mug.Often shortened to "burger," this term is used for diarrhea that is either extremely explosive or significantly intense for some other reason.
"Did you enjoy the goat cheese she brought over?"
"Yeah, but it totally gave me burger."
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"Last night was so embarrassing. I was over at my in-laws and I had burger master SO BAD, but I was afraid to use their bathroom cause I knew it would smell for hours."
"Yeah, but it totally gave me burger."
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"Last night was so embarrassing. I was over at my in-laws and I had burger master SO BAD, but I was afraid to use their bathroom cause I knew it would smell for hours."
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Can be used as a literal or hypothetical statement.
Can be used as a literal or hypothetical statement.
Sean: "What're you up to later tonight?"
Porter: "Gonna QP the shit outta some chick."
Sean: "QPM!"
Paul: "Hey man, wanna go out for beers later?"
John: "Sorry dude, got a lot of school work to take care of"
Paul "It's all good you Quadruple Penetration Master!"
Porter: "Gonna QP the shit outta some chick."
Sean: "QPM!"
Paul: "Hey man, wanna go out for beers later?"
John: "Sorry dude, got a lot of school work to take care of"
Paul "It's all good you Quadruple Penetration Master!"
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Get the ghetto cock master mug.Bob: Hey Jerry, is that a yeti I spy?
Jerry: Bob, I can indeed see how you could be mistaken, but thats just Geoff, the local mastadon.
Jerry: Bob, I can indeed see how you could be mistaken, but thats just Geoff, the local mastadon.
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