mastadon

an enormous penis with lots of shaft hair. often mistaken for the trunk of a woolly mammoth.

(2 guys is a locker room)

Guy 1: hey bro, why is your left leg so much harrier than your right leg?

Guy 2: dude, you are seein it from a bad angle. thats not my left leg. its my third leg.

Guy 1: whoa! thats a mastadon!

by leftlanecruzer May 14, 2011

mastadon

A nickname describing a midget with an extremely large penis.

Girl 1: Hey you know peter?
Girl 2: Which one? The midget?
Girl 1: Yeah.
Girl 2: What about him?
Girl 1: He's a mastadon.
Girl 2: No Way!

by JannetTheBeast! May 30, 2008

Mastadon

A) A prehistoric wooly-mammoth.

B) One who is simular to the beast in both fur and attitude.

Bob: Hey Jerry, is that a yeti I spy?

Jerry: Bob, I can indeed see how you could be mistaken, but thats just Geoff, the local mastadon.

by F Of J January 9, 2010

Mastadon

ex signature of MARAUDA (Hamish Prasad, Sidney) a bass music and tearout dubstep producer. Previously named Mastadon due to his admiration for elephants, had to change his brand name to Marauda because the heavy metal band Mastodon sued him.

Marauda: Hello River plate! I just woke up and hit a blunt so i can't really talk so much, so brace yourselves and prepare for six hours non stop of (reverb distort voice) MASTADON (earbleeding shrill bass)

by Ape Warrior September 20, 2023

mastadon claw

a disfigured vagina wherein a long hanging meat hook sags from both vagina lips in various lengths. historians and scientists are still working to find out whether this is a mutated clitoris or just extra skin within the depths of the glory hole. one thing is certain, this abomination of the poon is the mark of a true whorebag.

"Dude, I was pulling Kyla's panties off last night, and her mastadon claw was like pow...right there in my face. It was so gross. I totally kicked that bitch to the curb...she's obviously a whore."

"My mastadon claw itches."

by italian in the capitol January 11, 2009

Mastadon Bowl

A giant bowl of weed that is typically loaded when there are two or more smokers present. Often times it will be topped off with a layer of keef.

"One small bowl for man, one giant bowl for mankind." - Kneel Armstawng when he found the first "mastadon bowl" on the moon.

by Highguy69420 April 1, 2010

anal mastadon

a master of the art of anal sex usually working with a ginormous unit

hes known around the ladies as a regular "Anal Mastadon"

by z man March 10, 2005