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Ken Griffey, Jr. Mustard Surprise

Prior preparation is required. The male must buy a bottle of mustard and hire Ken Griffey Jr. giving him specific directions. Then, while the male is having sex (doggystyle), when he ejaculates in his partner, he gives the signal to Ken Griffey, Jr. who is presumably hidden in the closet. Ken Griffey, Jr. then bursts from the closet spraying mustard in the eye of the male's partner. Having Ken Griffey, Jr. announce himself at the same time is optional.
Dude, I can't go out this weekend. I totally gave my girl the ol' Ken Griffey, Jr. mustard surprise last night, so I have no money after hiring Ken Griffey, Jr.
by Leemanmasteroftheuniverse August 20, 2009
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Musloid

An assortment of different races and nationalities unified through their belief of an intolerant, fascist, totalitarian, supremacist, violent, deiceitful, draconian, conspiracist death cult.

At least half of these people are inbred thanks to a tradition of cousing marriage that creates progeny with a low IQ and a high likelyhood of genetic defects, with fragile egos and violent tendencies.

They become the leading criminal forces in whichever country they swarm to. Not only do they control the drugs trade in their local areas, but they are expert counterfeiters, insurance fraudsters and money launderers. Musloids actively target indigenous, non-Musloid, women for rape and sexual abuse in order to satiate their depraved sexual lust.

These creatures are noteable for the exorbitant breeding, to produce more Musloid footsoldiers in their attempt overun the country with their kind.

Musloid are for the most part, militarily inferior to non-Muslims, as such the last thing they wish to participate is in formal warfare. Which is why terrorism, proxy wars, dawah, love jihad, chemical jihad, civilization jihad and other such methods that rely on deception and duplicity for the greater jihad on all non-Muslims.

Without indirect confrontation which they would be utterly destroyed and driven back to mud huts and camel riding. Never to bother anyone again.
evil muslim barbarian sedition fifth column invader liar thief rapist inferior subhuman cheat deciever Musloid
by Daimou October 19, 2011
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Muse

Really the only band you need in your life.

Their music will soundtrack and heighten every emotion you've ever experienced, whilst quite literally blowing your mind, reducing you to tears, making your heart burst in sheer rapture and making you want to bow down and worship at the feet of the three virtuosically talented English musicians who created it.

Like drugs, only much better.
Muse = aural sex.
Muse = Better. Than. Sex.
by citizen e October 1, 2005
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high school musical

A made-for-TV-movie that is overrated
A. The actors sucked even though some of them were actual good
B.the plot has NOTHING to do with real life
C. it just plain sucks
Girl obsessed with Zac Effron: OMG did u see high school musical is was sooo awesome!
Girl who knows what real life is: It sucks!!
by Schoolgirl November 5, 2006
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cock musk

The manly odor that is exuded from the butthole, which exemplifies the essence of maleness. (a fart). In an ideal world, cock musk would serve as a powerful aphrodisiac for women.
I was initially attracted to John, but once I got a whiff of his cock musk, I couldn't keep my hands off of him.
by Pavan Sriprasad February 23, 2008
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Kali Muscle

The biggest baddest ghetto gangsta comin straight out of Cali
Bruce: "yo you see that swole ass nigga?" Jerome: "Yeah, that's Kali Muscle. He on that Hyphy Mud"
by ImSoReal4Real February 15, 2015
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Music ADD

Music attention deficit disorder. You can't find a good song to listen to. You might find one you like but about 30 seconds into the song you're sick of it and turn it.
Person 1 - Man I can't find anything to listen to
Person 2 - You must have music ADD
Person 1 - I need new music
by Kelly March 2, 2006
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