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William and Mary 

A small state school in Virginia chosen by students who are too smart for JMU and Tech, but not quite preppy enough (or tool-ish enough, depending on your point of view) for UVA. W&M has a bad reputation for being strict and lacking good parties. It's true that the academics are sometimes intense, that Williamsburg isn't a college town, and that the frats are located on-campus because of a city ordinance. But with over 5000 college students living here, not to mention grad students, it's definitely easy to get alcohol or weed and to find good parties every weekend... it's college, there's always something to do. People who complain about the academics are just bitter because they thought they were the shit in high school, got rejected at the Ivys, and can't believe that W&M is telling them they aren't as smart as they think. People who complain that there's nothing to do on the weekends should transfer to UVA, where they can be snotballs without feeling bitter and out of place.
Hey everybody, quit bitching about William and Mary!! You chose to come here and you can choose to transfer.
William and Mary by raney888 July 16, 2008
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Virgin Mary Syndrome 

That horrible panic a girl gets when her period is late... even though she has never come close to having sex.
Jane: "Joan, I'm so worried! My period is late! What if I am miraculously pregnant?!"

Joan: "Sounds like Virgin Mary Syndrome."
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boquet of mary-jane's flowers 

The shit that you buy and smoke the fucking hell out of..

Slang for Marijuana, weed, smoke, cannabis, etc.

Used to hid the fact from your parents that you are a fucking pot-head loser.
Kid: Mom, I have to run out and get a boquet of mary-jane's flowers...

Mother: That's nice dear, tell her I said hello....

Easy Mary 

When using the bathroom, instead of wiping, getting in the shower. Usually occurs after a hard night of drinking.
Arron had wiped four times already with not much progress so he decided to take an Easy Mary.
Easy Mary by rexxhott March 21, 2011

Virgin Mary Syndrome 

An extremely attractive young evangelical who frustrates mankind by refusing to allow anyone to sample her fine genetic attributes. Whilst occasionly this condition can be cured by marriage, in general, such women will shamelessly parade both their physical magnificance and their moral superiority before all men in order to satisfy their relentless desire for universal recognition. Virgin Mary Syndrome is commonly abbreviated to VMS.
Matt: Hey babe, grab your coat love, you've pulled.

Joanna: Sorry Matthew (whilst stroking his arm and pitying his damnation), I'm not that kind of girl, but you're welcome to come to my prayer meeting tomorrow morning.

Matt: Goddamit Jo, Brad told me had Virgin Mary Syndrome. Anyway, so have you seen Candi around?

Sweet Mary Joseph 

A curse phrase, often used to convey shock or horror of a situation. Devised from the term "Jesus, Mary and Joseph!" but used more in a "strooth" fashion.
*man walks by who is incredibly attractive*

"Sweet Mary Joseph"

*drops shopping*

Queen Mary University 

A type of university that likes to accept international students and reject home students so that they can get more money
I heard the University of Illinois is Queen Mary University