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To get slapped in the face by a condom. The condom being either used or unused, filled or unfilled with any substance whatsoever.
Joe got joed by John.
by Guillaume January 31, 2005
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[Joe]

Complete ASSHOLE! Also known as one who moves from girl to girl. Has a small orange penis. Trys to talk to girls at games and they find him weird and annoying.
by Casandra Talentio October 16, 2008
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Joé

Joé is one of the most kind persons you'l ever meet.

He is smart , attractive and funny.
He is a very helpfull person and is not afraid to stand up for himself.
Joé's are the most ideal friends.
I would like to be more of a Joé

mom: please start acting Joé
by hah33 November 21, 2021
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Joe:

Amazed urban dictionary made such a violent comeback on IG the last week
by Joeishere November 25, 2021
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Joe Couch

To buy drinks for one or more people then leaving and sticking them with the tab.
Tom ordered a shot for the group and then Joe Couched them with the tab.
by Kiethsmom May 9, 2014
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Joe King

Joe King is the name of a crappy vegan YouTuber that self triggers and likes to threaten people.

Joe came up with his channel name because "Joe King" is a play on the word "joking", and he thinks this is a really funny joke, so he doesn't shut up about it in his videos.
He talks about the name Joking almost as much as he talks about veganism.

Joe has not yet realised that veganism is merely a diet, and likes to promote some obscure version of it that involves a lifestyle where he grows beans in a shed and then gets locked out of said shed by his dad. Presumably because beans do not combine well with his IBS and he produces deadly farts that stink out the house.
Youtuber Joe actually thinks he's muscly and knows about nutrition? You must be Joe King!
by MikeTheIncel October 18, 2021
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joe mazzello

a cutie who acted in various movies such as: Jurassic park, the social network, The pacific, wooly boys, The cure, undrafted, simon birch, etc. but most recently Bohemian Rhapsody as john deacon
where was joe mazzello's mom in 1983
joe mazzello didn't realise perm stood for permanent

if joe mazzello squints his eyes a little he looks like a guy named john deacon
joe mazzello first heard bohemian rhapsody on napster

yes, joe mazzello sounds like a mozzerella stick, wbk
by mazzellhoe January 9, 2019
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