Holy Shit

when the woman does not want anal sex but the man does. He performs the sneak attack and sticks his penis into her ass when she is not expecting causing her to yell Holy Shit!

Jenna did not want to do anal, but i did. So i gave her the Holy Shit.

by Dale P. Johnson December 14, 2008

The Holy Bible

The all time best selling fiction novel, a cult classic of literature

The Holy Bible has a really committed fan base, I heard there’s a lot of conflict over whether the sequel is canon.

by Mike N. Ike February 1, 2021

Holy Land

Holy Land, The area between your balls and butt-hole...Commonly referred to as the gooch.

Ow! I think a spider just bit my holy land!

by SHAD0WZOMBIE February 21, 2011

Holy republic of Mormonistan

What the so called state of Utah actually is.

"Damn polygamist marrying 12 year olds because he's supposed to be some sort of prophet, that can only happen in muslim countries or in the Holy Republic of Mormonistan."

by Docktor strangelove August 31, 2011

holy potatoes

A Phrase That People use to express something

HOLY POTATOES! Did you see what Albert Said to Gertrude?

by KaylaMarie October 29, 2007

holy cow

A reference to a cow's religious status in India.

I drink organic milk.

by sukebe September 19, 2004

holy water

Holy water is the lube you use when cracking the virgin asshole of a Christian chick. If you like her, like you'd like to retap that again later, then you want to use you know, whatever quality lube you can get from a gas station as your "holy water". If this is an angry tap, like your dad was real religious and you had some bad religious experiences, then your spittle will be the only holy water that chick is getting that night.

I met one of those kooks at the abortion rally. I'm gonna tear that ass up, but I haven't decided what type of holy water to splash on the bitch splitter. I can tell you one thing, I'm really looking forward to cuming in that rectory.

by Fuersty August 17, 2007