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computer glich

Word often used by a reservations agent at a hotel to describe what must have happened to a guest that books a room that's not available because the wrong availability was posted on said hotels website.
Guest: I was just on your website and i booked a one-bedroom condo...I'd like to get my confirmation #.

Reservations Agent:{after noticing that this specific room type was sold out} I am sorry sir..but I show that you booked a 2-bedroom condo.

Guest: No, I booked a 1-bedroom. I was just on your site.

Reservations Agent: There must have been a computer glich.
by i don't have a name May 3, 2005
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compulation

Its how poor-people say "compilation". See also "Amberlance"
I can't wait for The Who to put out a new compulation album!
by madoshi August 1, 2011
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computer-nerd

the statistics show most computer "nerds" are antisocial teenage males.
but i'm a girl and i'm not antisocial.
computer nerds are people that like computers FAR too much and spend most of their waking hours on it. they also know a lot that normal users dont
omg i just found a watch that has a usb cord stuck inside of it and it holds stuff!
by heidi February 3, 2004
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computer

Something you can teach your kid with and also look at porn.
He is on the computer.
by Why May 6, 2003
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apple computer

Forget the geeky, we're faster / no we're faster nonsense. Anyone who has followed the parallel development over the last 15 years knows that it goes - Mac pushes in front / PC pushes in front / Mac pushes in front / PC pushes in front / Mac goes 64 -bit / PC goes 64-bit etc etc - swings & roundabouts.

The definition which is consistently accurate over time is this :

Apple computers are the ones used by people who, in their own perception, rightly or wrongly, for richer or poorer, are more reluctant to suck the dick of the Man.

Selah.
Apple User : I, in my own perception, rightly or wrongly, for richer or poorer, remain reluctant to suck the dick of the Man.

PC User : Yeah sure, but right now I have a 7 TeraWhops DellCompaqIntelProtard, which kick ass l337 & compatible with all teh other 100 million (gobble) DellCompaqAMDProtard 7 FiloWhops (slurp) so u r 5u><0r (dribble) & i5 477 teh same culur /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\(glug glug glug)

The Man : Shut it bitch n keep chuggin.
by lex November 25, 2004
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communard

- A member of a French commune

- The more pejorative definition: an ultra-violent French Marxist faction that arose at the conclusion of the Franco-Prussian war with the sole intent of throwing down the government and creating a proletariat paradise. The end result they sought was a fully state owned infra with high taxes and few freedoms. In this description, a communard is no better then a Trotskyite red; it is a fact that when the reds sought to bring their revolution to the world starting in 1918, France and Bulgaria were the most receptive to their message and as such were guilty of some repugnant actions in the name of Communism. Contrast France's actions with that of Germany or the UK to get a better picture.
"You americans need more government control; the freedom you have is a danger to the world."

"Freedom is a dangerous thing...especially to those who would deny it. Freedom could cause independent thought; can't have that!"

"The french believe in and support their government; they know what is best for their citizens. The high taxes we pay guarantee a working state, with out the dangerous freedoms you americans have!

(Middle finger gesture) Spoken like a true filthy Communard; shove your red faction bullshit up your ass!
by Ironbrand December 9, 2006
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campus wide orgy

where all the campus societies get together and declare an orgy on the same night to cover the whole campus.you can fuck on the sidewalk and none of the students will say anything about it.
There having a campus wide orgy tomarrow night.
by Deep blue 2012 October 26, 2009
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