Chode smuggler

An overall jerk, asshole, moron or dumbass.

"You are a total chode smuggler."

by Poby May 11, 2006

chode

1) short stubby dick

2) creepy people

1) I bet President Bush has a chode...

2) ew! that guys a total chode!

by Agent Swastika Bee Squirrel November 15, 2006

chode

A nob thats wider than it is long probably hard to grip.

An insult

1 his chode is really hard to wank
2 shut up u fucking chode
3 people who actually use chode as an insult

by jo31111 July 31, 2007

chode

a small fat penis.. anthony has a chode

anthony has a small fatty which makes him a chode..

by loser lauren November 6, 2007

Chode

a penis wider than it is long, shaped like a little hill (resembling a clitoris i guess)

Kirk Alberts has a chode

by chodie May 18, 2003

Chode

a black cock (could be white) which is wider than long.

My brother has a black mother fuckin chode which he uses to tickle ovulating donkeys

by gennaro ivan gattuso July 23, 2003

Chode

A dick wider than it is long

The man had a very big chode, everyone was staring at him.

by Zaten August 21, 2006