Alexander

A man who is quite skinny, funny, and can occasionally wear glasses. Alexander is so skinny, in fact, that he can even have a nickname such as "Stringbean." If you know Alexander you are always laughing. Alexander is not an athletic man, but it is hilarious when he tries to play sports. Alexander is secretly a video game nerd, who loves to play Call of Duty late at night when he is grounded. Overall, he is a great man.

Hey did you see Alexander last night?

Nah, Stringbean got grounded again

by BallislifeXIV January 12, 2016

Alex Rodriguez

1. (v) To slap

2. (n) a purple cocksmoker; proven true by the color of his lips

3. (n) an overpaid baseball player brought to New York to win a World Series; look how that turned out

1. What a pansy Alex Rodriguez is, did you just see him SLAP another man...

2. Dude, what's up with A-Rod's lips.... Jeters dick must be purple

3. Get over yourself, you suck

by Murph April 18, 2005

Alex Jones

Alex Jones, also known as the fatter David Icke, and the antimatter to Rush Limbaugh, is a "paleoconservative" (read: paranoid conspiracy theorist) and libertarian intellectual from Texas (well that explains it) who believes that the United States is being run by the Worldwide Masonic Conspiracy. He can prove all his theories are true; he merely chooses not to.

Alex Jones: "If you disagree with me, it is merely because you have consumed fluoride. Everybody that disagrees with me is a brainwashed sheeple."

Person: "Why so batshit?"

by mustardtiger001 February 19, 2012

Alex From Target

Some picture made by some thirsty high-schooler cunt. The guy in the picture, he's getting paid minimum wage like every other employee; the twist? He's famous. Good for the kid, but he's just overrated and soon, no one will give a flying fuck about him and he'll be another particle of dust in the air.

Girl 1: OMG DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ALEX FROM TARGET!!!
Hipster Boy 1: Get away from me you mainstream mongrel.

by CockyPrick November 9, 2014

Alexandra

Alexandras are typically committed. They always ask people if they "wanna go" and hate the name Alexandra.
But they are one of the best people you'll meet.

She's such and Alexandra

by Prof. Finesser July 4, 2017

Alex

The hottest and tallest guy you will ever meet. He is kind and generous and has an awesome sense of humor! He may tell people NO sometimes but you persist and he will give in.he also may have extremely annoying eyebrows!!

Oh My Gosh! I love Alex, isn't he just so hot!!

by OMG it's varli! July 2, 2019

Alexander Tejada

A Hard Headed Person, Really Fucking Hot, But A Bit Of A Douche Bag.

Is A Sexy Beast Animal Thing Type Pokemon.

Alexander Tejada Is So Fucking Hott.
-Pow

by Paola Romero July 19, 2009