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going to a party and hooking up with one or more people, preferably drunk, while you are completely sober.

Sometimes the designated driver.

Guy at party: Dude look at Winnie! He's totally pulling a tejada right now.

Guy: are you pregaming tonight?
Aaron: Nope, I'm gonna try and pull a tejada tonight.
Guy: nice dude. That takes skill.

tejada by Tdiaryofajerk October 30, 2011

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Tejada MS

A school for bitches, they're all white and do drugs and think they're the shit. Nobody really likes them except themselves.

That kid from Tejada MS-
Stop we don't like them

Tejada MS by Jdbekbxh November 7, 2019

Alexander Tejada

A Hard Headed Person, Really Fucking Hot, But A Bit Of A Douche Bag.

Is A Sexy Beast Animal Thing Type Pokemon.

Alexander Tejada Is So Fucking Hott.
-Pow

Alexander Tejada by Paola Romero July 19, 2009

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Marco Tejada

The toughest fucing dude alive. A Marco is so tough, that his dick skin is harder than the worlds strongest deadlifters hands. Oh and also, hes he coolest nigga alive. A Marco Tejada can only be a Tough Fucking Faggot if he drives a Lancer. The only person coming close enough to be as tough as him is if you drive a Yukon with a flow master.

Marco Tejada is so fucking tough, I just want to gargle his balls.

Marco Tejada by faxonlynoprinter September 2, 2018

Daniel Tejada

A Micaela lover thinks about touching her, fingering her and having sex with her

Alex: Did Daniel Tejada just touch her aging and get wet
Javier: Ya he always gets wet when he sees her our sits next to her

Daniel Tejada by Javierisgay July 12, 2020

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Jeana Tejada

A girl who is really cute and slow. You'll fall in love with her and her laugh. She's so adorable and breathtaking but will cause you mental disabilities.

Look its Jeana Tejada.

Jeana Tejada by xowowz October 11, 2020

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Ashley Tejada

She is a sweet and kind person. Even if she has problems in life she will always help you with your problems when you need it. She goes through alot of tuff times and alot of people missjudge her but trys to get through it, although she may not be the smartest, she is still the most caring and helful person to have.

I wish I was an Ashley Tejada
Wow, she is so nice

Ashley Tejada by Unknown User - always there February 1, 2022

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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