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400 lb 10 year old look in the mirror

by Ded mg June 12, 2018

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story of the year

only the best band eva bsides newfound glory nd the ataris

i wanna have sex wit da lead singer lolz he is soooo hot

by softballcutie694@aol.com July 5, 2004

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Drunk & hungover, at daylite you realise you stayed up too late Your toungue tastes like rats walked on it. Even if you have a job, you've got 1 day to get some rest before your next holiday off - Memorial Day. Your friends text/ring your cell but it clangs like last nights pots & pans. You absolutely do not want runny eggs for breakfast with this stranger you slept with, whose name you can't remember, who snuggles up to your sticky body. You wince at all the promises of love forever you made just to have sex. Here's your resolution - you resolve to slip out of bed as quietly as you can so you can get out the door and puke. You'll stop drinking/drugging one day, but that day's not today, is it?

New Year's Day, hangover, alcoholism, resolution, guilt

by svetlanunobtainable January 2, 2012

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Happy Nude Year

1) The worse way to say "happy new year" in all slangdom.

2) A way to say happy new year which suggests that one has a sex problem.

3) A way to suggest that you are smart because you thought of saying "happy nude year" instead and one that hints, in unexpected ways, that you are a porn addict with a serious interpersonal dilemna.

I said "happy nude year" and people stopped and wondered exactly what I was trying to say.

by Legatus 1T-TA1 January 6, 2008

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seven-year bitch

Woman your husband/boyfriend dates after seven years of being together.

See seven year itch.

"I just happened to be downtown for lunch when I saw my husband with that seven-year bitch."

by AbnormalBoy September 15, 2004

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New Year's Heave

Drinking entirely to much alcohol before midnight on New Year's Eve leaving you hugging the toilet while the ball drops.

Josh: Hey Evan, have you seen Jake lately? It's three minutes until midnight and he's gonna miss the ball drop.

Evan: He's been in the bathroom for the last two hours, probably having his New Year's Heave.

by I am tricky December 29, 2009

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