pipe monster

a gay guy who can't find enough cock to suck

your dad is a pipe monster

by larve March 4, 2003

Pipe Bender

A girl with extemely tight genitalia, So tight in fact that if called upon, could possibly bend exhaust pipes.

She was so tight I thought I was caught in a pipe bender.

She was a real pipe bender.

by Birds&Sunshine January 18, 2009

CT Piledriver

1. Must be performed in Connecticut. When you are having anal sex and you take out your penis and walk back a couple of feet, then you slap your partner with said penis and t-bag them as they lay on the ground until you break their nose. Then when they bleed you shit on their chest and ejaculate on their face(usually their hair or eyes.)

Oh dude me and Jenny where totally get it on until i laid her with my CT Piledriver. She was out cold. I left brah.

Text from Jill: John i just woke up from your CT Piledriver, again next Friday?

by Tilly M. June 6, 2010

Sumerian Piledriver

When a man has explosive diarrhea into a turkey vultures beak/mouth. The turkey vulture is then electrocuted and skull-fucked by a wooly mammoth. afterwards, the wooly mammoth is usually enraged to a point of impossible rage and proceeds to stampede the man and bust a galloon of sperm in his face. This is know as the Sumerian Piledriver

i was watching a wild zoo porno when out of nowhere a wooly mammoth performed a perfect sumerian piledriver.

by Spiderpig77 January 4, 2010

Pipe Sharted

When you hold a plastic pipe to your bare ass and pump a brown package through it

Hey Kieran hold the other end of this pipe

"haha i just pipe sharted in your ear!"

by pipe master666 August 28, 2009

pipere

Most sexy woman alive. Completely irreplaceable. She can brighten up your day with a smile. Loyal and compassionate to the ones she loves. Don't cross her though, she will fuck you up.

You're so lucky, you married a Pipere!

by daynu December 21, 2016

Pipe

Gun or stick.

I'm not worried bout them pussy boys pullin up, I got my pipe on me.

by Kushtonbaker January 9, 2017