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CT Piledriver 

1. Must be performed in Connecticut. When you are having anal sex and you take out your penis and walk back a couple of feet, then you slap your partner with said penis and t-bag them as they lay on the ground until you break their nose. Then when they bleed you shit on their chest and ejaculate on their face(usually their hair or eyes.)
Oh dude me and Jenny where totally get it on until i laid her with my CT Piledriver. She was out cold. I left brah.

Text from Jill: John i just woke up from your CT Piledriver, again next Friday?
CT Piledriver by Tilly M. June 6, 2010

Sumerian Piledriver 

When a man has explosive diarrhea into a turkey vultures beak/mouth. The turkey vulture is then electrocuted and skull-fucked by a wooly mammoth. afterwards, the wooly mammoth is usually enraged to a point of impossible rage and proceeds to stampede the man and bust a galloon of sperm in his face. This is know as the Sumerian Piledriver
i was watching a wild zoo porno when out of nowhere a wooly mammoth performed a perfect sumerian piledriver.
Sumerian Piledriver by Spiderpig77 January 4, 2010

Pipe Sharted 

When you hold a plastic pipe to your bare ass and pump a brown package through it
Hey Kieran hold the other end of this pipe

"haha i just pipe sharted in your ear!"
Pipe Sharted by pipe master666 August 28, 2009
Most sexy woman alive. Completely irreplaceable. She can brighten up your day with a smile. Loyal and compassionate to the ones she loves. Don't cross her though, she will fuck you up.
You're so lucky, you married a Pipere!
pipere by daynu December 21, 2016
I'm not worried bout them pussy boys pullin up, I got my pipe on me.
Pipe by Kushtonbaker January 9, 2017
A name given to small children used for sexual favors during World War II.
"That pipel serves the officer over there in private."
Pipel by Jellooopuff April 8, 2018