I'll give it a crack

Australian Slang. Means the person will try their best.

John: "Jim do you think you could assist me with putting together this wardrobe?"
Jim: "I'll give it a crack!"

by Unquenchable February 23, 2017

Edwardsville, Illinois

A town outside of St. Louis, Missouri with about 30,000 people. Known for it's athletic success, and also for the douche bags and sluts. While not every one is like this, any and every stereotype you have heard lives here. It is a rarity to find a guy that is not a complete ass hole. Girls on the other hand are slightly more normal, but the vast majority have been known to sleep around a few too many times. The town is nicely built and quaint but stay away from the bike trails during football games where you will encounter a wide range of pot heads. It is rumored to have a high population of heroin users. Although the town is rich, not everyone is a snob.

"Hey that guys smoking a bowl."

"Must be from Edwardsville, Illinois."

"You stupid slut."
"Just because I've slept with 23 guys doesn't make me a slut."

by Saul and Dale January 31, 2010

I'll be there in 5 minutes

Phrase | You actually say I'll be there in 5 hours

I'll be there in 5 minutes just wait!

by T-wizard March 21, 2015

illinois nazis

wtf do you think a illinois nazi is? a nazi from illinois, also a common thing to dicuss whilst watchin the movie The Blues Brothers

Fuckin Illinois Nazis, I hate Illinois Nazis!

by jay-bo May 9, 2007

Illuminati

The Bastards who killed Michael Jackson to prevent him from Revealing the truth about the New World Order on July 8th,2009 during his concerts.

The Illuminati has also killed Tupac, Bob Marley, and John Lennon.

by TheTruth102 July 30, 2009

Don't Call Me, I'll Call You

What you say to someone when you don't want to talk to them.

Mariah: Don't call me, I'll call you.

Marshall: Aight. Be waitin.

by Rihanyce May 23, 2010

Text Illiterate

A person who uses informal slang terms in their text messages such as (dats, cuz, u, wuz, ur, n)

John: Hey man are you coming to the party?

Devin: ya man iz it 2nite?

John: dude what the fuck is that.

Devin: wat r u tlkin about?

John: dude your being totally text illiterate grow up you sound like a 13 year old douche.

by Yours Truly.. June 26, 2010