fake-up 

to fake breaking up with a boyfriend or girlfriend to settle disputes with relatives or friends, usually family

Jenny and I had a fake-up because her Daddy did not like me.

fake-up by Constromlie February 4, 2009

fake love 

1)Fake love's when your homey give you dap
Smile in your face but he want yo' ass clapepd

2)Fake love - so my friends is enemies and my enemies be friends
Don't show no love, don't pretend

3)Fake love is when a nigga set you up
How he knew about your chain when your shit was tucked.

Fake friends, show fake love
You know the type of nigga that'll leave you in the club
Fake love

fake love by Jamezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz April 8, 2006

Fake news 

Noun: A fabricated truth typically found on Donald Trumps twittter feed.
Examples
@realdonaldtrump "we will make Mexico pay for the wall.".
@realdonaldtrump. " I have done more in my first two years as POTUS. than any other president."
@realdonaldtrump " I am the smartest president ever."
Fake news is very easy to detect.. Just wait for Donald Trump to open his mouth.

Donald Trump uses fake news to feel smart and important whenclearly he is an unloved idiot.

Fake news by Please make America great agai January 28, 2019

Fake Jew 

Someone who follows the jewish religion & takes shortcuts.

Stevo "Can i get Pork Fried Rice"

Dave "Can you eat pork?"

Stevo "No, but I'll just separate the pork and eat the rice"

Dave "Your such a fake jew"

Fake Jew by KameronDzilot February 26, 2009

Fake news 

The twisted way that rednecks, trumptards, and children born of incest justify being so damn stoopid.

Rednecks and trumptards can ignore global warming, Trump's lies, animal extinction, and the teachings of Jesus Christ because to them, it's all fake news.

Fake news by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 9, 2018

fake girlfriend 

(N) : A female lady friend that you may or may not have physical relations with. Often times she is wealthy, great in bed or awesome eye candy. At times she may receive actual girlfriend treatment ie flowers or she have a special dinner cooked for her.

I asked my buddy if he wanted to go get some drinks after work and he said no because he was going over to the fake girlfriend’s house to hang for a bit.

fake girlfriend by Gary "the man" Busey November 13, 2007

Fake fuck 

An act of having sex with your clothes on, such as underwear, to relieve sexual desires and needs. Can be practiced in any position such as missionary position or doggy style. Is used with the thrust-like motion and can either be performed fast or slow.

Also, can be paired with finger fucking or oral sex to arouse a little extra.

Kyle is waiting till we're married to have sex so we fake fuck and finger fuck all the time. We ever do oral now and again.

Fake fuck by TommyHilldigger June 21, 2008