Name given by the GOP to the country formerly known as the United States of America after they sold it to Vladimir Putin.
A giant helium balloon of orange baby trump welcomed immigrants to Russiamerica, the former United States of America.
by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 16, 2018
Very accurate nickname given to Donald Trump by North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un. He combined"Donald" with "retard" and hit nicknaming gold. He then fleeced dotard in nuclear talks, elevating himself and further embarrassing donnie.
Jeff: "I see that the dotard is still destroying the U.S. with shitty policies and bird-brained racist tweets."
Ivanka: " Yeah, and he's still lousy in bed."
Jeff: " Fuck Ivanka, you're still letting your father do you?!?"
Ivanka: " He may be a dotard, but he pays the bills".
Jeff: " Invanka, can't outrun that trumptard inbreeding, eh"
Ivanka: "I don't even try anymore. I just wish Dotard's tiny hands could grab more of my tits".
Jeff: "Wow, you trumptards are fucking nuts!"
Ivanka: " Yeah, and he's still lousy in bed."
Jeff: " Fuck Ivanka, you're still letting your father do you?!?"
Ivanka: " He may be a dotard, but he pays the bills".
Jeff: " Invanka, can't outrun that trumptard inbreeding, eh"
Ivanka: "I don't even try anymore. I just wish Dotard's tiny hands could grab more of my tits".
Jeff: "Wow, you trumptards are fucking nuts!"
by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 09, 2018
A Virginia restaurant that features great food and a patriotic love of American ideals. And a healthy dislike for deplorable trumptards whose business is not welcome.
"Wanna go to the red hen for dinner tonight?"
"Sure! I love their food and I need a night free from Sarah Huckabees ugly lying face"
"Sure! I love their food and I need a night free from Sarah Huckabees ugly lying face"
by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 26, 2018
The nickname Donald Trump insists on being called when he is being fucked by porn stars, Ivanka, Tiffany, Kim Jong Un, and his bae Putin.
Ivanka: Oh daddy, grab my tits harder with those tiny hands - I think I'm cumming!
Donnie: Call me Daddy Dotard! My penis is small enough already without you killing the mood!
Kim Jong Un: Get over here dotard, I'm gonna fuck you in your fat ass again!
Donnie: Please call me Daddy Dotard rocket man, it makes me cum harder
Kim Jong Un: Trumptard piece of shit. No Red Hen for you!
Donnie: Call me Daddy Dotard! My penis is small enough already without you killing the mood!
Kim Jong Un: Get over here dotard, I'm gonna fuck you in your fat ass again!
Donnie: Please call me Daddy Dotard rocket man, it makes me cum harder
Kim Jong Un: Trumptard piece of shit. No Red Hen for you!
by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 15, 2018
Extremely painful rectal flare-up, caused by GOP elected officials getting bent over by their Dotard and taking in the ass without any lube.
Nickey Haley: " I have the worst fucking trumporrhoids - I can't even sit down."
Anyone normal: "Why don't you stop spreading your ass cheeks so that donnie can ream you?"
Nickey Haley : "You know that I'm a loser and a racist. If I don't let dotard fuck me in the ass, who else will?"
Anyone normal: "Why don't you stop spreading your ass cheeks so that donnie can ream you?"
Nickey Haley : "You know that I'm a loser and a racist. If I don't let dotard fuck me in the ass, who else will?"
by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 27, 2018
Apprenticeship to becoming a real republican. Kids learn to bully, shoot guns all day, and cut homeschooling classes to fuck their sisters. When they turn 18 they register with the GOP and elect a trumptard.
Teacher: "Billy Bob! Why are you carrying a gun and chasing your sister like you want to rape her?!"
Billy Bob:" Don't pay me no mind Ms. Grundy. I'm just a prepublican exercising my 4th amendment rights!"
Billy Bob:" Don't pay me no mind Ms. Grundy. I'm just a prepublican exercising my 4th amendment rights!"
by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 19, 2018
" How did dimwit donnie end up banging that exchange student Melania?"
" His IQ is in single digits, he hates minorities, and he swindled enough republicans to pay for her green card".
"Damn, donnie may be an orange asshole, but nailing that big-tits slut was a trumpian move!"
" His IQ is in single digits, he hates minorities, and he swindled enough republicans to pay for her green card".
"Damn, donnie may be an orange asshole, but nailing that big-tits slut was a trumpian move!"
by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 09, 2018