Littlehandsdonniedotard's definitions

Trump Shutdown

The name given to the 2019 government shutdown that Trump named after himself. He decided to destroy the economy, and hold a million federal workers hostage because Mexico wouldn't pay for some stoopid fucking wall in the desert.

Billy Bob: why won't them thar democrats give Mr. Trump no money for his border wall?

Tom: Because he kept saying that Mexico would pay for it, you redhatter incel rube.

Billy Bob: Oh well, that TRUMP Shutdown will teach you Democrats a lesson?

Tom: Not even close, you low IQ rube. It's just gonna get Dotard impeached, and continue the GOP extinction event.

by Littlehandsdonniedotard January 20, 2019

Manafortified

Imbued with all the good things: betrayal, self preservation, and copious amounts of anal spunk.

Donnie Trumps Big Mac was not only delicious, it was Manafortified. After his campaign manager flipped, and ratted him out, Donnie had to choke down the betrayal, disappointment and old man sperm with his two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese pickles on a sesame seed bun.

by Littlehandsdonniedotard September 14, 2018

Cage Fed Critters

Name given to young children of immigrants ripped from their mother's arms, abused,drugged and thrown into dirty little cages by ICE agents.

Donnie Trump bragged to his bae Putin about the cage fed critters on display in red states along the border. Even Putin couldn't resist calling donnie a rancid POS.

by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 22, 2018

Surrender Summit

The name given to the Helsinki Summit where donnie trump exposed himself as a traitor. He also displayed his love for Putin and the demise of the republican party.

Donnie Trump loved the Surrender Summit. He got to betray his country and his rectum still had that warm, tingly feeling from when his bae Putin bent him over and ripped him.

by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 20, 2018

Russiamerica

Name given by the GOP to the country formerly known as the United States of America after they sold it to Vladimir Putin.

A giant helium balloon of orange baby trump welcomed immigrants to Russiamerica, the former United States of America.

by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 16, 2018

Daddy Dotard

The nickname Donald Trump insists on being called when he is being fucked by porn stars, Ivanka, Tiffany, Kim Jong Un, and his bae Putin.

Ivanka: Oh daddy, grab my tits harder with those tiny hands - I think I'm cumming!

Donnie: Call me Daddy Dotard! My penis is small enough already without you killing the mood!

Kim Jong Un: Get over here dotard, I'm gonna fuck you in your fat ass again!

Donnie: Please call me Daddy Dotard rocket man, it makes me cum harder

Kim Jong Un: Trumptard piece of shit. No Red Hen for you!

by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 15, 2018

Baby Trump

An inflatable float- like balloon that you might see in the Macy's Thanksgiving parade. It was first floated by Brits who (like every sane human being) hate Donald Trump. It is a fat orange orangutan like baby wearing a diaper that os probably full of shit, just like donnie himself.

Bob: " Hey Kenny, did you see Baby Trump at the anti-Trump rally the other day?"

Kenny: "LMFAO! I sure did. The likeness to the real piece of shit Dotard is uncanny!"

Bob :" I just started a Go Fund Me page so that we can pay to have Baby Trump flown over for his impeachment.

Kenny: " Fucking AWESOME!!"

by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 15, 2018