Apprenticeship to becoming a real republican. Kids learn to bully, shoot guns all day, and cut homeschooling classes to fuck their sisters. When they turn 18 they register with the GOP and elect a trumptard.
Teacher: "Billy Bob! Why are you carrying a gun and chasing your sister like you want to rape her?!"
Billy Bob:" Don't pay me no mind Ms. Grundy. I'm just a prepublican exercising my 4th amendment rights!"
Billy Bob:" Don't pay me no mind Ms. Grundy. I'm just a prepublican exercising my 4th amendment rights!"
by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 19, 2018
The fake news media reported that donnie trump was the 45th U.S. president, but Mueller's investigation revealed that Vladimir Putin had actually won the election.
by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 10, 2018
Expression which describes the upcoming Democratic landslide in the November midterm elections. Deplorable trumptard Congressmen will become extinct, and inbred trumptards everywhere will cry a lot.
" These fucking ignorant trumptards make me sick!"
" No worries brother, the blue wave in November will drown those GOP rats."
" No worries brother, the blue wave in November will drown those GOP rats."
by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 27, 2018
Extremely painful rectal flare-up, caused by GOP elected officials getting bent over by their Dotard and taking in the ass without any lube.
Nickey Haley: " I have the worst fucking trumporrhoids - I can't even sit down."
Anyone normal: "Why don't you stop spreading your ass cheeks so that donnie can ream you?"
Nickey Haley : "You know that I'm a loser and a racist. If I don't let dotard fuck me in the ass, who else will?"
Anyone normal: "Why don't you stop spreading your ass cheeks so that donnie can ream you?"
Nickey Haley : "You know that I'm a loser and a racist. If I don't let dotard fuck me in the ass, who else will?"
by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 27, 2018
" How did dimwit donnie end up banging that exchange student Melania?"
" His IQ is in single digits, he hates minorities, and he swindled enough republicans to pay for her green card".
"Damn, donnie may be an orange asshole, but nailing that big-tits slut was a trumpian move!"
" His IQ is in single digits, he hates minorities, and he swindled enough republicans to pay for her green card".
"Damn, donnie may be an orange asshole, but nailing that big-tits slut was a trumpian move!"
by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 09, 2018
The twisted way that rednecks, trumptards, and children born of incest justify being so damn stoopid.
Rednecks and trumptards can ignore global warming, Trump's lies, animal extinction, and the teachings of Jesus Christ because to them, it's all fake news.
by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 10, 2018
A Virginia restaurant that features great food and a patriotic love of American ideals. And a healthy dislike for deplorable trumptards whose business is not welcome.
"Wanna go to the red hen for dinner tonight?"
"Sure! I love their food and I need a night free from Sarah Huckabees ugly lying face"
"Sure! I love their food and I need a night free from Sarah Huckabees ugly lying face"
by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 27, 2018