Littlehandsdonniedotard's definitions

Trump Shutdown

The name given to the 2019 government shutdown that Trump named after himself. He decided to destroy the economy, and hold a million federal workers hostage because Mexico wouldn't pay for some stoopid fucking wall in the desert.

Billy Bob: why won't them thar democrats give Mr. Trump no money for his border wall?

Tom: Because he kept saying that Mexico would pay for it, you redhatter incel rube.

Billy Bob: Oh well, that TRUMP Shutdown will teach you Democrats a lesson?

Tom: Not even close, you low IQ rube. It's just gonna get Dotard impeached, and continue the GOP extinction event.

by Littlehandsdonniedotard January 20, 2019

Womp womp

Mindless blathering of a brain dead trumptard who has guzzled too much trump jism, and can no longer speak coherently.

" Hey you stupid fucking trumptard, don't you know that imprisoning kids and drugging them is messed up?"

"womp womp!"

" I see that you still blowing the Dotard"

"Womp womp!"

"Useless piece of shit."

by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 21, 2018

Cage Fed Critters

Name given to young children of immigrants ripped from their mother's arms, abused,drugged and thrown into dirty little cages by ICE agents.

Donnie Trump bragged to his bae Putin about the cage fed critters on display in red states along the border. Even Putin couldn't resist calling donnie a rancid POS.

by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 22, 2018

Prepublican

Apprenticeship to becoming a real republican. Kids learn to bully, shoot guns all day, and cut homeschooling classes to fuck their sisters. When they turn 18 they register with the GOP and elect a trumptard.

Teacher: "Billy Bob! Why are you carrying a gun and chasing your sister like you want to rape her?!"

Billy Bob:" Don't pay me no mind Ms. Grundy. I'm just a prepublican exercising my 4th amendment rights!"

by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 19, 2018

Trumporrhoids

Extremely painful rectal flare-up, caused by GOP elected officials getting bent over by their Dotard and taking in the ass without any lube.

Nickey Haley: " I have the worst fucking trumporrhoids - I can't even sit down."

Anyone normal: "Why don't you stop spreading your ass cheeks so that donnie can ream you?"

Nickey Haley : "You know that I'm a loser and a racist. If I don't let dotard fuck me in the ass, who else will?"

by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 27, 2018

Confederate flag

Flag flown by the southern (losing) states in the American Civil War. It used to just represent racism, hatred,and slavery - but now includes all red state "values", including xenophobia, jingoism, treason, incest, and gun ownership. In short, representing all things deplorable in human nature.

When Steve ran out of toilet paper he thought about using a Confederate flag to wipe his ass, but he decided to walk around with shit stains rather than handle that deplorable symbol of bigotry and hatred.

by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 27, 2018

Melania

A term used to describe any whore who will marry any piece of shit solely for money or a green card.

"Who's that bimbo with the huge tits that donnie is slumming with? She doesn't speak a word of English!"

"That's his new wife. She needed some cash and a green card so she married him"

"Yeah, if donnie couldn't afford a melania he'd die single, for sure".

by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 21, 2018