crotch tonsils

1. (slang) The male's reproductive system consisting of the testicles and scrotum, from an exterior perspective
2. The tonsils found between your crotch (if you're a man)
3. balls, nuts, family jewels, etc.

Damn, my crotch tonsils itch!

by Lu the Diver November 20, 2007

Crotch-bleeder

another name for a woman

Monica is such a dirty crotch-bleeder.

by Travis7137 February 22, 2008

crotch pot cooking

The act of shitting in your pants, especially when farting.

Jeff has crotch pot cooking down to an art. His specialty is trouser chili.

by Pooh02 January 2, 2009

pre-crotch

The area of the thigh close to the crotch.

Boy 1: "I touched her crotch."
Boy 2: "No, that was definitely pre-crotch."

by apreta December 17, 2007

Bull Crotch!

A variation on the expletive bull shit. This version dabbles in a slightly more suggestive area of the animal, creating more vulgar reaction in those listening. In some, it could cause a visualization of the animal's ample anatomy creating an uneasy feeling of inadequacy, which will aid the user in his attempt to prove superior in the situation. It is a subtle twist, but a surprising and powerful one, which will ensure that the user of this word is heard. It is a statement of disbelief and/or disgust.

"See that girl over there? I just gave her yoni the old in out in out."

"Bull Crotch! you don't even like redheads!"

by fairywagina October 2, 2008

cabbage crotch

(n.) a leafy topping found on a pink taco (vagina) if it has gone bad.

Last night Bob went down on his girlfriend only to find that she had cabbage crotch.

by Scooter1252 January 23, 2010

Kamen Crotchfelt

A member of the Crotchfelt family, Emma Watson of roleplay and one of the few smartest roleplayers left. She is soon to be the next Einstein of this generation. Is also a flaming homesexual with Myka Wantmore.

Person 1: Did you see that girl using Kamen Crotchfelt?

Person 2: Oh my god, how dare she. We all know Kamen is the one and only Emma Watson of rp!

by Kamen Crotchfelt February 12, 2013