In Bed

Something you can add to any sentence in the world and make it sound related to sex.

Try it, it works. : Can make any conversation amusing.

Dude: Hey, what time should I fix your computer?
Dude 2: In bed.

Dude: Hey, I saw your mom at that restaurant last night.
Dude 2: In bed.

Dude: Hey, stop jumping on my sister!
Dude 2: In bed.

by hilarityislovelitude June 23, 2009

Shit the bed

Means something went terribly wrong.

Larry: "I was sleeping with this girl last night and I woke up t see she that she had shit the bed."

by UrbanLynx March 18, 2010

Shit the Bed

-1) Broke, broken, busted, smashed, damaged, destroyed, crushed, non functioning, ruined, shattered, demolished, defective.

-2) When something no longer works.

~ "Amber was trying to masturbate last night, when her dildo shit the bed. So she called me, and asked if I would help her out."

~ "My car shit the bed after only 10,000 miles!"

~ "My phone shit the bed when I jumped in the water!"

by RJames1185 May 11, 2010

break the bed

to have fun on a bed like jumping up down with a partner

Oh god! They just break the bed in there. Timmy go call the cops.

by marmar1342 August 20, 2016

shit the bed

To really mess something up.

"damn, jake got fired,He really shit the bed"

by Jamie Yates August 1, 2005

get in bed

to tell someone to get in bed meaning you wat to have sex with them right now and it doesnt matter what bed it it

boy:"Get in bed"
girl:gets into bed
boy/girl:has sex

by SexInBed June 15, 2014

fuck-bed supreme

A bed that has seen a lot of pus or johnsons without having the sheets washed.

I went over some strippers house a couple weeks ago and noticed that one of them had a fuck-bed supreme

by Kitie Write February 26, 2010