Crane Brain

When you get a blowjob from a chick that looks like a giraffe.

Mark: Dude… I heard you went home with that tall broad last night…

Steve: Yeah it was dope… she gave me Crane Brain!

by Quadarius Junior March 1, 2023

boomer brain

A state of being from when you cant process simple logic or basic instructions and your brain becomes overwhelmed, lowering your brain power and capacity to minimal levels, just enough to support life.

Same thing 'boomers' experience when using any form of modern technology (eg smartphones, computers etc).

Any generation can experience "Boomer Brain"

*At BBQ*
Alex: Did you bring the onions for the sausage sizzle?
Sophie: No, i thought you were?
Alex: You literally organised everything, why would i bring it?
Sophie: *stunned silence*
Alex: you didnt even bring butter either, fuck your boomer brain is bad.

by GoatofKek April 15, 2023

gladiator braincells

Your two last brain cells are fighting for 3rd place

What’s happening to Em?
Oh they have gladiator braincells

by EmiAndArrow April 24, 2023

Owen brain

Owen brain is a very special type of brain that only one person known has. The person, Owen, always acts so dumb in many situations and says things unrelated to what is being said. Other symptoms of Owen brain is baldness and excessive disturbance to people but scientists still have not been able to study it or find the cause or reason for it.

Why is this guy saying this, oh right its his Owen brain

by THE GOATTTTT May 4, 2023

wrinkle brain

a very smart person

ohh you wrinkle brain!

by Exirvity September 3, 2023

fuck brain McGee

A complete and utter dipshit. A parents biggest disappointment among their children. An individual who cannot find their ass with both hands. A completely useless individual whether it be mechanical,technical, or intellectually. A person who is so clueless that they could drown standing in a rainstorm.

Someone better get fuck brain McGee out of the rainstorm .that dipshit is gonna drown. Goddamn his parents must be disappointed.

by Willie shaverpus September 29, 2023

coconut brain

1:Describes someone who is so empty-headed, or stupid that it seems that there are no more braincells in this persons head, that this persons head can be described as a coconut, which is a blank empty fruit.

2:Another meaning: no thoughts in ones head.

1:He's been rambling on about cocomelon for an hour, such coconut brain activites.
2:Dude, shes been staring at the abcs for 10 minutes now, its giving coconut brain activites.

by lvsersxvii October 1, 2023