toaster-face

An ugly girl that you sleep with that has a head shaped like the common kitchen appliance that toasts bread.

Conor:"I totally slayed a dragon last night."
Erik:"Was she a Toaster-Face?"
Conor:"Yes, without a doubt."

by ExDragaonSlayer October 19, 2006

Toaster Mage (noun)

1.) A Toaster that is also a Mage.
2.) A Mage that has the ability to make Toast without the use of a Toaster or Toaster Oven
3.) A Pieism priest.
4.) A very random person who does NOT own a Toaster OR a Toaster Oven.
5.) a Communist (In name only ... not in practice)
6.) A lazy bastard.
7.) A person named "Blah Blahson"
8.) An amalgamation of any of the six previous definitions, or all of them, or none of them, or ... just ... o.o ... PIE!!

There is good, there is evil ... There is Communism, and Capitalism ... there is Light and Dark ... there is Up and Down ... somwhere between but not quite in front of or behind it all ... is TOASTER MAGE.

by Haukness January 24, 2005

Toaster Mage

Some Guy that loves Pie

"Remotocon: you must love pie
ToasterMage: yes"

by Gotmad (Remotocon) January 27, 2005

twatter

A twitter update given by an ObGyn to inform his staff of his status.

Dr. Scott twattered that he was off call in hopes that he would have a quiet anniversary dinner with his wife

by deerex December 2, 2009

Toaster Strudle

(Verb) When you burn someone alive (mainly a women) and cum on them in a curved line like a toaster strudle

Guy: What you finna gonna do later?
You; Shiet, finna gonna toaster strudle yo ass, no homo

by illLocus May 15, 2018

mister twister

If you are a guy, something much worse than a tornado.

That little twinkleberry gave his best friend a mister twister.

by Guido1 March 11, 2008

Mongolian twister

When you wake up from a heavy night of drink and find out that your friends thought it would be funny to put a coffe grinder on your dick.

Holy shit i just got a Mongolian Twister. Wheres my cock?

by Improper Name July 20, 2009