telefellate

To flatter, kowtow, and sweet talk a customer into buying something or not returning something on the telephone.

Operator: And, if you order now, we'll give you free shipping. As our best customer, you're also entitled to a free gift.

Dude: I TOLD YOU I'M NOT INTERESTED! Don't telefellate me!

by This WAS my real name! January 29, 2010

telemathic

the ability to do math in your head

Colin was able to multiply 13 x 45 telemathically. What a pro. I wish I was a telemath.

by schneidz19 November 20, 2010

Telepenesis

When two bro's know each other so well, they know what each other's penises are thinking. This can usually be spotted when guys high five after seeing an incredibly hot girl walk-by.

Guy1: Wow dude, you see that chick?

*chick walks by*

Guy2: Oh yeah! *high fives and bro-fists* It's like we have Telepenesis.

by TheSandman321 February 22, 2011

teleporto-spin-piledriver

Situation provoked by an attack from Street Fighter 4's loathingly laughable late prodigy in which your sorry personnae will experience both the tummy levelling propulsor uppercut AND the spine cracking power bomb.

can't believe i'm actually being teleporto-spin-piledriver'D for the 587th time today!

by davesquicksh October 21, 2011

telenet

A dial-up internet service.

She is using the telenet for her Internet purposes.

by uttam maharjan December 26, 2011

Telequandophobia

A bizarre psychological condition often displayed by right-wing leaning politicians and their followers whereby they exhibit a strange fear of the existence and the use of a speech giving tool commonly referred to as the 'Teleprompter'.

Tele from Greek telos: end Quando latin : When

That politician criticizing the other one for using a teleprompter clearly has Telequandophobia !

by ~Ñostra-Thomas® July 27, 2012

telepathic testosterone

The phenomenon by which a guy knows what another guy is thinking.

1. "you know how I know that dudes just playing that gal?" "Telepathic testosterone?" "Yup!"
2. "He's in love with Jen. Just too chicken to admit it!" "Oh yeah, how do you know?" "Telepathic testosterone dude!"

by blueberry panda January 6, 2014