telefellate

To flatter, kowtow, and sweet talk a customer into buying something or not returning something on the telephone.

Operator: And, if you order now, we'll give you free shipping. As our best customer, you're also entitled to a free gift.

Dude: I TOLD YOU I'M NOT INTERESTED! Don't telefellate me!

by This WAS my real name! January 29, 2010