No Headsets Matter

No Headsets Matter, also referred to as 673, is a notorious terrorist group known for their extreme and violent stance against anyone wearing headsets. Founded by Lukas, Tntwbbh, and Withdrawls, this radical organization operates with chilling efficiency, carrying out targeted attacks and assassinations against their perceived enemies. They believe that headset users are part of a sinister plot to control and surveil the population, and thus must be eliminated. NHM's tactics include guerrilla warfare, ambushes, and public executions, striking fear into the hearts of those who dare to wear headsets. Despite global efforts to dismantle them, NHM, or 673, remains a significant threat, leaving a trail of terror and destruction in their wake.

Person 1: I wanna play Fortnite with you, do you have a headset?
Lukas: YOU'RE DONE, BLUD! You have been marked by No Headsets Matter and will get sinister'd up by 673 and our Polish twink slaves!

by UltimateAryan November 16, 2025

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Smile, nothing matters

A statement you must tell yourself whenever you think about something that elicits any sort of feeling. This is a reminder that all of this living is whatever we want it to be.

Gbemisola: "What seems to be the problem?"
Erika: "I think people may not like me as much as I'd like them too."
Gbemisola: "Well, I am not one of them. Regardless, smile, nothing matters."
Erika: "You're right. This is all a joke anyway."

by von groovy June 20, 2024

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