I would rather lick the floor

Comeback to, (Bite me, Eat me, Fuck me, etc.)

Bitch:"Oh bite me"

Urban Dictionary User: "I would rather lick the floor"

by Tori Van Winkle February 4, 2009

lick job

When a person licks somebody's body, anywhere between the neck and thighs.

Jake and his girlfriend were out of condoms, and she didn't want to give oral sex so he gave her a lick job.

by NotAVirgin May 18, 2006

bag licker

simply : a male that likes to enjoy a refreshing, tasty scrotum..... ie. Steve Parkin

Stay away you bag licker, oh sorry, I thought you were Steve Parkin.

by The Babysat July 18, 2004

road lick

eating out a female while she is driving a vehicle.

Maybe she will give us a ride if i give her road lick.

by Gannon G. August 10, 2006

lettuce licker

the word to describe two lezzas lezzing it up. or just to describe a lesbian.

jess is such a lettuce licker dat gal needs a banging from a proper man

by blap blap July 23, 2006

finger-lickin good

after a boy fingers a girl, he enjoys the "vaginal discharge" on his fingers by licking them when he is done pleasuring.

Once I gave her an orgasm, i licked my fingers and said, "Thats finger lickin good".

by sexyporngirl July 2, 2003

Chetney Nut Lick Supreme

The act of smearing your bean bag with peanut butter and having your special little dog friend lick them clean.

There's nothing like the feeling of a nice Chetney Nut Lick Supreme in the mourning before work.

by billy boy January 3, 2005