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When you can't handle wasting your time on your computer anymore, you first yell this phrase, and then proceed to put your ding-dong inside your computer, thinking that you're solving the world's problems.
Man, that's it! Fuck the Internet! I'll show you! (ding-dong gets inserted)
(Two months later) Where did I get nut cancer from?
(Two months later) Where did I get nut cancer from?
by Benjawoman October 26, 2015
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There are a set of rules of being on the Internet, follow them and you'll be fine. If you don't, you're going to hate the Internet. The two most important rules are:
1. Don't make yourself look like an idiot, it leaves you open to flames.
2. Don't trust ANYONE, whether it has to do with giving someone your Hotmail password or your credit card number. You can't really trust a stranger, can you?
There are a set of rules of being on the Internet, follow them and you'll be fine. If you don't, you're going to hate the Internet. The two most important rules are:
1. Don't make yourself look like an idiot, it leaves you open to flames.
2. Don't trust ANYONE, whether it has to do with giving someone your Hotmail password or your credit card number. You can't really trust a stranger, can you?
Josh posted a thread on a forum he often visits about how much he thinks Halo sucks. After seeing the post, several members flamed Josh and he was eventually banned for posting threads about those members. Josh became angry and decided to edit/add Wikipedia articles about the members and the forums and his IP address was subsequently banned from Wikipedia. After seeing the articles about them, the members in question distributed Josh's e-mail address through the forums, instructing all the users to send him hate e-mails for being an asshole. Josh's e-mail inbox was flooded with hate e-mails and spam and Josh suffered a panic attack and later terminated his Internet account.
Moral of the story: No one cares if you hate something or like one thing more than another, so shut up.
Moral of the story: No one cares if you hate something or like one thing more than another, so shut up.
by Grammar_Nazi January 25, 2008
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You: Hey guys!
Internet Troll: Hey look it's this asshole!
You: Oh. I uh..
Internet Troll: Why don't you jump off a bridge and die, you cry baby go cry.
You: But I...
Internet Troll: Your so stupid why cant you even use the proper grammmar.
You: Ugh.
Internet Troll: Hey look it's this asshole!
You: Oh. I uh..
Internet Troll: Why don't you jump off a bridge and die, you cry baby go cry.
You: But I...
Internet Troll: Your so stupid why cant you even use the proper grammmar.
You: Ugh.
by Baalthazaar August 4, 2014
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In it's origins the meme was more something of simplification to make half-assed web chats easier with shortcuts. now it's evolved into stupidity, with people saying words like "Fail" out of context, or "good sir" in a derogatory sentence implying a condescending tone (geeks love to condescend) and even further south to sentence constructions such as "Adjective Pro-Noun is Adjective"
Basically the English language as we know it is screwd due to half-witted low-brow pseudo-nerds (imbeciles who manner themself like a nerd but have the brain capacity of a dangle-berry), and brain-dead tweens.
In it's origins the meme was more something of simplification to make half-assed web chats easier with shortcuts. now it's evolved into stupidity, with people saying words like "Fail" out of context, or "good sir" in a derogatory sentence implying a condescending tone (geeks love to condescend) and even further south to sentence constructions such as "Adjective Pro-Noun is Adjective"
Basically the English language as we know it is screwd due to half-witted low-brow pseudo-nerds (imbeciles who manner themself like a nerd but have the brain capacity of a dangle-berry), and brain-dead tweens.
Internet Meme Examples:
"Lame meme is lame"
"you, good sir, are a douchebag... and no we are not in Camelot so why the hell am i talking like this?"
"Your skillz are Fail! noob!, even though i don't myself attempt anything or prove i can do any better, i'll call you out because you FAIL."
"LMAO ROFL your mom has a penis! LMFAO"
"chuck Norris once..."
"Lame meme is lame"
"you, good sir, are a douchebag... and no we are not in Camelot so why the hell am i talking like this?"
"Your skillz are Fail! noob!, even though i don't myself attempt anything or prove i can do any better, i'll call you out because you FAIL."
"LMAO ROFL your mom has a penis! LMFAO"
"chuck Norris once..."
by Antimeme August 21, 2011
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