hurted

The past tense of hurt. It is absolutely correct to use this term when using websites such as Facebook. Furthermore, your friends cannot ridicule you for using this term as it is absolutely correct (as previously stated).

Boy: I ate so much cheese that my stomach hurted
Girl: Don't you mean "hurt"?
Boy: No, it happened in the past, so it's "hurted"
Girl: Oh ok, you are so awesome.
Boy: Wrong, you mean to say "awesomest"
Girl: Thank you for correcting me
Boy: Your welcome

by captrow February 26, 2009

Hurts like a mother bear!

It hurts like a mother bear has slashed your face off with her giant claws.

I just dropped something on my toe, and it hurts like a mother bear!

by MamaBeckman May 28, 2011

Hurted

Something that hurts

“You can’t fix stupid people.” Ur freinds says “soo I can’t fix you “ . That hurted

by Chill_C The Ice King February 27, 2019

Butt Hurt

To become offended or upset (such as you would after taking it in the ass in prison) after a smart-assed comment is made. Most of the time it is over something pathetic

Carl got real butt hurt after receiving the nickname Hot-Carl.

by B.A-M.F January 26, 2008

Hurtbagg; Hurtbaggin'

refers to a situation or person that is unfavorable or undesirable or anything in general that sucks. Can also be affectionate if used sarcastically. Can be used as both an adjective or noun.

Man, that movie was really hurtbaggin'!

Dude you're being such a hurtbagg!

by Andy Board March 2, 2004

Hurrizard

A hybrid involving a simultaneous occurrence of Hurricane and a Blizzard...generally only happens in da hood. Because this is such a rare occurrence, a brotha will erupt with this exclamation.

DeLaneuan Shaniqua Jones: "Damn Wallace, put down yo fried chicken and stop suckin on dat kool-aid and look behind you. What in Samuel L. Jackson's name is dat?!"

Wally Tupac Cosby: "Shut yo mouf ho! Dat be a Hurrizard. Now run fo cova!!"

by Bubba Sparxx January 20, 2008

Hurley Dive

A swimming start resulting in a belly-flop and a red mark on your belly lasting at least 10 minutes

Wow, you stink at swimming. not to mention that you do Hurley Dives. ** chuckling while pointing to your red mark **

by Word Making Genieus February 18, 2009