Whistling Gandalf

Verb: When a man with a long beard gives head and wraps his beard around the shaft.

Dude, Gimli gives the best whistling Gandalfs.

by WalksN2Mordor March 7, 2017

The Drunken Gandhi

A person who turns into a philosophical human rights activist while intoxicated. Though pretty normal while sober, usually this person would go on and on about their philosophical bullshit while under the influence. And God forbid if they detect another drunken Gandhi in the vicinity to discuss/argue with ... usually screws up the night for the Drunken Non-Gandhis who just want to enjoy their time.

Friend 1: Dude ... Sunny just had two beers ... I bet he's gonna turn into the Drunken Gandhi again.
Friend 2: Shit we should keep Jimmy away from him otherwise this night is fucked !

by MrFoulMouth April 13, 2013

Rahul Gandhi

The one and only true comedian of india if dear rahul gandhi was not there in india that every indian would have gone into depression as only one source of true entertainment is Rahul baba and Sonia momi

Rahul Gandhi : is another elon musk in terms of machines can even ensure to make gold out of your po*p

by Kk240 November 25, 2021

delusions of grandeur

1. a delusion (common in paranoia) that you are much greater and more powerful and influential than you really are

2. what occurs when you have feelings for someone that are so extreme, and you describe them, but the other person doesn't feel the same way... at all.

mitch is having delusions of grandeur about ange again.

by domokun December 11, 2004

Grandpa style

When you fuck each other with a copious amount of breaks to complain about aches and arthritic problems.

God, Sheila and I were grandpa style-ing so hard last night my dentures fell out.

by s-d@wg May 23, 2016

Grandson

A dope band that is underated as fuck

Guy 1: ever heard of grandson?
Guy 2: No

Guy 1: Dude you should check em out their music is like really good

by Afuckingnerd December 8, 2019

lumberjack grandslam

The act of one's mother "walking in" while one is receiving oral sex. (Originated from reddit)

Instead of knocking on my room door like she usually did before entering she just opened the door. I don't know what a mothers reaction should be in this type of situation but she started yelling at my girlfriend. When I say yelling I mean I heard her say words that I never heard her say before. She called my girlfriend a whore and said that god would damn us both to hell for our act of sin. My girlfriend at this point is in tears and she's scrambling to get on her clothes and pretty sure she left my house without her bra because she was in such a panic. My mom didn't speak to me for a month after that. She didn't ask me how my day was at school, she didn't speak to me during dinner and she didn't even ask me to go to church on Sunday with her anymore. She used to go every Sunday but I always said no. That's the angriest I have ever seen my mom and we have never spoken about it. When she finally did talk to me she said if I wanted her to ever speak with me again that I had to go to confession and confess my sins. I told her I would go but I ended up going to a Denny's and ordering their Lumberjack grandslam instead. She thinks I went to confession though. Also every time my girlfriend came over after the incident my mom would leave the house. I don't know where she went but she couldn't be in the same vicinity as her. Worst part of it all was my girlfriend didn't attempt to give me another blowjob for a year because she was so scared of my mother walking in on us.

by cittycatroina December 4, 2013