Cold Cocker

The Act of Making your hand into a fist and punching either your partners anus or vagina.

Sara - Hey can you cold cock me?
Zack - I'm not gonna punch you the face!
sara - No Punch me in my twat ya know give me the old cold cocker.

by mr. mojo rising is dead October 19, 2008

cold cock

The act of either fucking or slapping someone across the face with a limp penis.

Hey, chach, I cold cocked your mom last night.

by Mason April 14, 2003

cold sausage

When a blokes piece of meat gets all wrinkled hes a horny OAP

All horny old men

by british beauty May 26, 2004

cold tuna

n. disappointing, lame or underwhelming.

I thought Kanye West's show would be amazing, but it was totally cold tuna.

by Kasey Bomber April 20, 2009

cold lunch

when practicing oral sex, the woman sits on the man face and and flatulates on his nose, with a combo of a cleveland steamer

Franny served Joe some cold lunch last night in the gym closet.

by AwokenRebound December 18, 2017

cold lampin'

one of those words with an origin that is hoplessly lost, yet someone tries to say they have "the true def"

any slang that is not reddily obviouse

by LARDY March 2, 2005

cold lampin'

To defecate onto your partners chest during sexual intercourse.

Regional use.

"Then he suggested cold lampin' and I kicked him out. I'm not having anyone crap on my chest!"

by Bongzilla November 9, 2007