Beached Panda

a beast at video games even though he is very new to them
man 1 : watcha playin
man 2: black ops with ruben, this guy is a beached panda!!!
by OZNEROL July 25, 2011
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Red Panda

A petty, smart-mouthed drug dealer the trades blow jobs and sex for drugs and charges way too much. Not very well liked by anyone.
"Hey, I saw Red Panda in Nutbush last night."
" I hope you didn't buy anything from his smart-ass."
"Hell naw, Mane. His shit sucks, and I ain't giving that nigga a blow job."
mugGet the Red Pandamug.

Meaty panda

A limp black and white penis that won't mate with anything.
'that's one endangered meaty panda'
by rarasputin December 31, 2011
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Landfill Panda

A fat-ass raccoon that is too gravitationally-challenged to hide in a tree. Therefore said Trash Panda prowls regions of landfills as to not having to climb but is complacent finding a home in the refuse and wallows in beheaded baby dolls and the lost dreams of childrens toys. Why? It's a fucking Landfill Panda. Why not?
I put this nanny-cam in Teddy Ruxpin. The batteries corroded the back and we tossed it in the can. Except...they weren't corroded...it was lemon-lime jello dust from when we made the tropical aspic. It captured everything. Landfill Panda and all. Land"fill" was right. Talley-ho.
by ZooOfRabidity October 26, 2018
mugGet the Landfill Pandamug.

Panda

A traumatic experience exclusive to women, characterized by the unauthorized leaking and widespread dissemination of private or intimate footage specifically depicting the individual urinating, often resulting in emotional distress, reputational harm, and loss of privacy. (noun)
Girl 1: I sent this one pissing video to my ex and he leaked it. I think I might have panda.
Girl 2: Oh no!
by Cwucify March 3, 2025
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panda

when someone hasn't had sex for over 4 weeks (one month)
'omggg next week u are gona be a panda unless u have sex this weekend'
by ket123 November 27, 2018
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eat-panda

the eat-panda drop habit of student
by 0244201915 November 4, 2020
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