Soggy Waffle

When you take a shit and flush but it's a clogger and you leave it for the next person to discover.

The whole house reeked when I arrived home and I soon discovered my sister left me to the duties of disposing a soggy waffle left in the toilet bowl.

by 4JJKBMKJWPÑ January 17, 2014

Waffle Braid

A Females Braided pubic hair.

Did you see that girl? Her waffle braid was hanging below her skirt!

by Kukujo February 19, 2007

waffled

gridlocked; when you enter an intersection and there isn't enough room for your car to make it all the way - this forms a waffle.

"Can I make it??"
"Dude no you'll get waffled!"

"Fml man I got a ticket for waffle-ing"

by kellyrck March 13, 2013

wafflegod

WaffleGod (or WaffleGoddess) is the goddess of all Waffles. All around WaffleGod are usually young male homo sapiens usually from of 5-12 Earth Years of age. WaffleGod is a superhuman that many young children would like to have sexual intercourse with rather than using their right/left hand.

WaffleGod also has a mating call and it is a long squeal of up to 130+ dB. The pitch is over 100,000Hz, when this call is initiated, only the suitable male homo sapiens can survive.

*Man1 joins the conversation*
WaffleGod: *SQUEEEALLLLLLLLLLLL*
*Man1 survives*

-=1 hour later=-

*Man1 conversing with Man2*

Man1: Yo I survived the WaffleGod mating call!
Man2: Did you fuck?
Man1: Nah, I'm over 12, that's why I'm Man1.

by XDFUCKINGHELLGREATDICTIONARYXD July 5, 2017

Wafflehead

A group of collectors, customizers, and creatives who carve their own space in the culture of collecting footwear

Eric-“Yo billy can I buy that pair of 1973 Og converses?”
Billy-“No you wafflehead faggot.”

by Derogatory term May 7, 2019

flab waffle

A fat guy is used as a human shield to support an armed robbery.

WTF!?! Why must I be the flab waffle?

by UDawesome August 7, 2010

Bacon Waffle

Created in a lab by combining everything that is good in the world it is a waffle with bacon inside, yes inside of it. It has come to reside at Leroy's in Anchorage, Alaska and is known to be the best breakfast after a late night out. It is impossible not to smile while taking you first bite, not even the great Chuck Norris could resist. It is the colsest one can come to being in Heaven without actually being there. Once one has been eaten there's no turning back as they are more addictive than meth. It is not uncommon for groups of people to form clans or packs and travel to LeRoy's as often as possible. However if a member goes judas (see defiition for Judas) then they can be kicked out if 2 or more members decide they are unworthy. Once kicked out the only way back in is to buy everybody a bacon waffle and hope they are re-instated. As a warning, do not eat one unless you are ready to find all other foods somewhat lacking in taste after consuming your first. But as any veteran bacon-waffler will tell you, it is well worth it.

"How'd you end up in jail?"
"I held up a bank so I could afford more bacon waffles."
"Good man"

"After eating my first bacon waffle I felt as if I was hovering off the ground."

by Haon11 August 30, 2011