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Wafflehead 

A group of collectors, customizers, and creatives who carve their own space in the culture of collecting footwear
Eric-“Yo billy can I buy that pair of 1973 Og converses?”
Billy-“No you wafflehead faggot.”

Wafflehead 

John Kerry

Who else?

^__^
John Kerry:"Terrorism is the same as prostitution and gambling...a minor nuisance"

waffleheart 

Handmade and perfectly baked.
Virtually unbreakable but also perfect in taste, experience and all that is good
Also known as "<#"
Person 1: You're cute <3
Person 2: No you <#
Person 1: Awwww, a waffleheart.
waffleheart by doomofmankind September 17, 2013

der wafflehaus 

Any job or task which one is bound to do repeatedly, menially, and with no regard for one's personal life or financial situation. As seen in Dead Like Me.
"You wanna come to the beach today, bro?"
"Sorry, man, I can't.....I'm stuck at der wafflehaus for the next 10 years."
der wafflehaus by sefirom July 22, 2006

waffle head

A term of USAF origination used to describe the injury caused by a heavy steel grate at the top of the crew entry door ladder which gives access to the cockpit of military KC-135 aircraft. The grate serves as part of the cockpit floor when in the horizontal position and prevents falls through the crew entry door opening while the aircraft is on the ground. Crew members gain access to the aircraft by climbing a removable ladder about 15 feet and pushing the grate, which is hinged, vertical to a point where it is secured in the vertical position by a spring tension hook. When the spring has become weakened or a crew member is careless about ensuring that the grate is locked into position, the grate can fall back to the horizontal position... usually onto the head of the crew member who is attempting to advance into the aircraft. The "gridiron" construction of the grate produce wonderful waffle-like welts and/or lacerations on the head of the victim.
A1C Bolen: TSGT Calhoon got a mean wafflehead last night, found her passed-out by the nose gear, looks like she fell all the way down the crew entry chute.

SrA Riggs: Hope she's alright, I was hoping to get drunk enough to fuck her again this weekend.

A1C Bolen: Why get drunk? Give yourself a waffle head and you'd be ready to fuck the whole squadron.

SrA Riggs: (chuckle), Word...
waffle head by Jetlxix January 17, 2007

Waffle head

Some one addicted to codeine cough syrup,tussionex or hycodan. Come from the fact they often spill it on themselfs. IE: syrup on waffles. Older saying common to Pittsburgh.
Those waffle heads can get so sloppy at times. I had to put the lid back on David's and stick it in his pocket or it would be gone.
Waffle head by John N Toxey February 18, 2008
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Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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