Fapple

The act of masturbating while drinking snapple.

Yeah bro, I had a major fapple sesh last night, it was very refreshing.

by Czaroule October 1, 2014

fapulicious

1)intense sexual desire to fap to a certain person.

ex: You see that girl on the cover of the magazine? she's fapulicious

by saintcrls May 22, 2010

sa moara fapta

romanian expression, used mostly when you're drunk as fuck, or just eating some quality wood

1. corcod: ba frattzie lemnu asta are un gust teribil de fain!
bob: sa moara fapta!

2. kyrali: mi-au furat toata iarba, futu-i in gat de unguri!
csarda: sa-ti moara faptii.

by gerfoamea August 19, 2006

Fapfolio

A portfolio consisting of all the pictures one has fapped to, preferably laminated for future reuse.

Dude, what's this picture of a guy from National Geographic doing in your fapfolio?

by Michael7777 December 17, 2008

fapitzed

Yiddish for "all dolled up." Can be used to mean "looking your best" or "dressed to kill." You use this word when you are trying to say that you put effort into your appearance to make sure you look good.

I'm all fapitzed with no where to go.
Is this too fapitzed for that birthday party?

by crownroyal July 24, 2010

fapitalism

When someone is being used in order to make a profit just because of how "hot" or attractive that person may be.

friend: "why did Megan Fox become famous?"
me: "because Michael Bay likes to capitalize on fapitalism"

by jessermanx October 18, 2011

Fapkin

The tool in which the fapper, horney gentleman that he is, must collect, with indefatigable glee, the ultimate discharged substance of the fapping action, heretofore described as the big F.

When used properly, the said fapper is not required to constantly refill stock quantity of the Kleenex frequently, when the practical fapper can use one (or up to 3) different Fapkins to serve the same function.

A wise fapper indeed.

Ron ran out of Kleenex so he used his little sister's Barney doll as a fapkin to clean up his spizzy spunk.

by AltronHGX August 10, 2003