The Simp and the Blimp

The meeting of Dum and Dummer at the Summit

The Simp (Kim Jung Un) and the Blimp (Donald Trump) met in Singapore for coffee , ergo the Simp and the Blimp

by tirtle June 15, 2018

Blimeycow

A YouTube channel that would be a lot better if it weren't christian.

Blimeycow would rock if it weren't so Christian, yuck!!!!!

by A FREE RELIGOUS BELIEVER! October 13, 2012

Dick Blind

When a man carries on a long term relationship with a transvestite without knowing he is with a man.

Have you seen Brendan's new "girlfriend"? The dude's totally dick blind.

by beenjamin' June 12, 2015

Blimper

Sphincter, poop shoot exit, rusty sherriffs badge,barking spider

kiss my blimper

by ALI November 19, 2003

bLind

Awesome Skateboard Brand where in the logo only the L is capitalized. mostly used by posers who get the board at Dicks to look cool, but real skaters can use it too

Dude what kind of board do you have

bLind

by IAmCookieMonsterOmNomNom April 26, 2010

blind carl

a blind carl is when you shit on someones eyes and stick your dick in their mouth.

In order to survive prison, ethan had to become quite adept at executing a "blind carl" at a moments notice.

by mike February 18, 2005

Blim

sex, getting sum, bustin a nut in sum jeet. Rez word for doin the nasty.

That girl over there makes me wanna blim

by Premonition July 31, 2009