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A taco constructed by cupping one's penis with their balls in a taco fashion.

When she came into the room I was going to show her my fruit bowl, but I opted for a biscuit taco instead.

by beenjamin' May 09, 2015

When a man carries on a long term relationship with a transvestite without knowing he is with a man.

Have you seen Brendan's new "girlfriend"? The dude's totally dick blind.

by beenjamin' June 09, 2015